What will you never ever do again?

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1. Get married

2. Celebrate my first birthday

3. Jessica, never again

4. Turn 21

5. Drink Ol’ Smokey Moonshine.

   I like moonshine just fine, but that garbage is awful.

6. Ur mom

7. Dry shave

8. Get engaged

9. Flip my car

10. Run with scissors

11. Have 6 children

12. Bungee jump

13. Move

14. My ex

15. Drink milk.

16. Work for anyone other than myself

17. Take any type of Opiod. Never again. Don’t care how much pain I’m in.

18. Date a Muslim chick.
    Her family where some of the most racist and garbage human beings I have ever met. I’ve had friends experience the same. Not worth the hassle.

19. Use a dating app

20. Half Dome.

21. Cum on my hand

22. Sex.

23. Go to a club

24. Live in Africa.

25. Have more kids, on my way to get fixed. I love my kids, but 2 is enough for me

26. Wait outside a Best Buy the night before so I can save a hundred bucks on a TV.

27. Heroin. Nothing bad ever came of it, but there’s no reason to roll the dice on that again.

28. Smoke

29. Mushrooms. The magic kind. Fun. But too fun.

30. Move in with a woman.

    Take anybody else’s feelings/advice into account when I buy a house.

31. In my twenties at a party I got so drunk I passed out. I woke up 3 hours later to a guy sucking my limp dick. Even after being passed out for 3 hours I was still drunk and high.

    I’ve never gotten that drunk again.

32. Be born