How do you deal with the khaki pants pee spot?

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1. I don’t piss in my khakis.

2. What?

   Just dribble your dick to knock the last drips out then wipe the tip with a single piece of TP

   You messy marvin

3. getcalicocutpants.com

   It’s not a pee stain, it’s the new fashion. The hottest pants on the market.

4. Happens to all of us some time. Had to run to my desk once and stay behind it for 30 minutes to dry off. 😉 [You can try these.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk) Or just pee while sitting on the toilet. Wear dark khakis (most of mine are navy) or thicker briefs. Best way is to just be more patients after you’re done.

5. Just pee in your entire pants and it’ll make the whole thing blend in

6. Do you mean from shaking after a piss?

   If so then you can always shake into the sink, slap your lad on the edge of the sink (but don’t tell the wife about it), or shake into your hand, and then wash your hands.

7. Buy some athletic boxer briefs. They’re mostly water resistant to help with sweating and will absolutely stop a few droplets from showing on your pants.

8. By wearing underwear.

9. I haven’t had that issue but I’ve spilt food and stuff on myself many, many times. I always, and I mean **always** keep a “go bag” in my truck, it has everything I need to completely change clothes if I need to. I learned that from my years in the US Navy.

10. Wipe your drippy dick you dirty fucker

11. Um if you can’t get the last drops out, then sit down and go. Then wipe.

12. Apply upwards and outwards pressure on your gooch, while simultaneously flexing the muscles that make pee go out of your penis. Afterwards give him a lil shake. Pee pee spots should basically never happen after this.

13. Finish pissing before zipping your fly, mate.

14. Get your mom to clean the tip first before putting it back in my pants.