You have been tasked to create an entirely new ice cream flavor for Ben and Jerry’s. What flavor ice cream do you make, what toppings are included and what catchy pun name do you call it?

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1. As someone who doesn’t like chocolate, I would just like one that doesn’t have chocolate in it

2. The perfect ice cream flavor already exists and it’s blue bell homemade vanilla. No need to mess with perfection.

3. Horchata ice cream with caramel swirl and chocolate chunks called The Horchata of Babylon.

4. VEGAN strawberry rhubarb cobbler: Rub My Rhubarb

5. It would be AskAnAmerican theme’d.

   I’d call it the ‘Bone-In Caste System’. It will be Red, White, and Blue with PB& Jelly.

6. Grape

7. Blueberries with vanilla cinnamon ice cream and pie crust crumbles. Don’t Knock It ‘Til You Pie It.

8. Semi-dried pineapple chunks, toasted coconut, and roasted macadamia nuts in a swirl of coconut milk ice cream and pineapple sherbet.

   Kauai Not?

   Maui Zowie

   Tropical Storm

   Elysian Polynesian

   I’m undecided on the name.

9. Oatmeal Cookie Chunk: Sweet Cream cinnamon ice with chunks of oatmeal cookies and fudge chunks. Bring it back you rat bastards!

10. Borscht and call the chubby commie.

11. Peanut butter… and more peanut butter… and more peanut butter… and so on.

    Peanut butter Ice Cream with a Peanut Butter ribbon filled with mini Reese’s Cups and Reese’s pieces.

    This might already exist.

12. I would call it “Raspberry Pearl Jam”, and it would consist of raspberry ice cream with raspberry jam, along with crunchy chocolate “pearls”.

    About time they added another music-themed flavor to complement Cherry Garcia.

13. I would call it, “Political Pecan” as a nod to how they fund a bunch of crappy political organizations with the money you pay for their ice cream.

14. The NJ Turnpike, it’s like rocky road but somehow instead of marshmallows you just get empty pockets because potholes.

15. Madagascar Vanilla with dried cherries, chocolate chunks and horse penis jerky: Sublime Rhyme.

16. I know someone said raspberry Pearl Jam, but what about EARL Jam? Earl grey flavored ice cream, some kind of jam component (blackberry?) boba pearls or some kind of pearl component? Honeycomb chunks shaped like guitars?

17. Cookie Doe

    Vanilla ice cream with chunks of venison.

18. Coffee soaked “dirt” cake ice cream with gummy worms in it. Label has an astronaut doing as EVA looking longingly back at earth. Call it “Terra Miss U”

19. Vincent Mango, mango ice cream with pieces of
    dried mango shaped like ears

20. Mexicanela Fiesta – cinnamon ice cream with cajeta swirls and spicy chocolate chunks

21. Whale flavored ice-cream.

    You’ll have a whale of a time!

22. Doe Boy Fresh

    Inside peanut butter, outside jelly

23. Remember the Alamo. Horchata flavored ice cream with candied pecan and bacon bits and a jalapeño jelly swirl.

24. Smashing Pumpkin Spice

    – pumpkin pie ice cream with a bourbon swirl, graham cracker crust pieces, and glazed pecans

25. Dark chocolate ice cream swirled with peanut butter and m&m’s throughout. My Dream of Ice Cream

26. I love this thread