What is the most unique/unusual name you’ve ever heard?

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1. DiJonnaise Johnson..

2. Top two are Larvita McFarquhar and Lorcan Bork (Borque?)

3. D’Brickashaw Montgomery Ferguson

   Most of them are American football players

4. Long Wang and Moe Lester.

5. I once knew somebody whose name was Peter File

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7. I knew a very annoying kid named thunder. And I have a dumbass friend who named his child stealth.

   Stealth is probably the dumbest name I’ve ever heard poornkid.

8. Met a guy with the first name Maverick. Didn’t believe him until he showed me his driver’s licence

9. Pornsak, I’m too juvenile to not giggle.

10. A kid with the first name “Lil” and this other dude with the first name “Littlechance”

11. As a teacher in the hood, there’s some interesting ones. Going through attendance I feel like I’m addressing a UN summit

12. Shi’Thead.

    I wish I was fucking joking. This poor woman’s parents named her Shithead and threw in an apostrophe. She was saving up to get a legal name change and was not on speaking terms with her parents.

13. I know of a girl named Gonorrhea.
    Also Dare Ogunbowale (Oh-goon-ba-wall-ee).

14. Javelin

15. Someone from the Philippines named Drink Water

16. Musa… pronounced Moose-a. She was a young girl I knew many years ago. I wonder if she hated it.

17. My cousin named his daughter Khaleesi

18. Cash Monay

19. My wife has a student named Goodenough

20. Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

21. I used to know a kid named Jordan. That would be fine . . . Except his last name was Gordan. Not the most out there name but definitely one that made me wonder what was going through his parents’ minds.

22. Thoeraya

23. **Phungboon Panaporn**. Saw this on a parcel in my old postal facility 40 years ago.

24. islam

25. As a substitute teacher I came upon the following name while doing roll call:

    Shithead

    FYI: it’s pronounced shh-tha-ed

26. Shakaaniquineesha, Shithead, Chowder, Drycleaner