What was the worst you ever had to pee?

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1. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King in the theater. I left to pee shortly after “you bow to no one” if I remember correctly.

2. I was 1 year and 7 months. I knew I should start listening to ‘the pee pee’ feeling but I just kept trying to fit the shape blocks into the right spots.

   I went right in the diaper while i finished up the puzzle.

3. I was at a bucs game in like 2013 and the line was so damn long

4. 9th hour of a stop-and-go traffic jam. I pride myself on a camel-like bladder, and can usually hold it for even 6+ hour flights. But, I had just had a bunch of soda at lunch before we set off, and kept not wanting to get out of the car and go in the woods because every now and then traffic would start to move.

   Finally the feeling was unbearable, painful even, and I’m pretty sure I even dripped a bit trying to hold it in. Told my wife to hop in the driver’s seat, pull over when she got the chance if traffic started to move completely, and I’d find her again further up the road. Must’ve pissed for a good 3 minutes in that forest–it was damn near sexual gratification the relief was so palpable.

5. As a kid, came home from school to find the door locked. Bladder got that ‘I’m home’ message and filled my wellies.