I did do a search before putting this out there, but wanted to get some advice on my idea for what to say to my husband tonight.
Quick overview, we’re going to meet up at a hotel bar tonight and act like we don’t know each other for a pretend one night stand. I am trying to think of ways to make it feel a little bit like I am a different woman and one of the things I’m pretty bad at is attempting dirty talk because I never really know what to say that doesn’t sound like your typical run of the mill phrases like “Fuck me harder” or “Fill me up” or “I love your cock” etc…
I was thinking about practicing this line to get him to come up to my room with me:
“I hope this isn’t being too forward, but I’d love it if you came up to my room and let me sit on your face.”
Hot or not? Trying to be a little different from the norm and I’ve never done that with him before because I have some hang ups around sex and being pleasured from growing up religious. I want to come up with a dirty line to throw at him to invite him up.
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My suggestion if this is your first stab at role playing is, don’t try to be serious. Think of things you can say where a smile or a laugh won’t ruin the sentence. Women can get away with saying creepier things and it comes out as “sexy”.
So going with your initial sentence something like, “If I can lure you back to my room and sit on your face, how deep do you think you can get your tongue.” The sentence is so outlandish a giggle or a laugh is not going to break the implication, and your role play can stay on course.
The second you try to take it too seriously before your body’s impulses take over, is the second it becomes a joke. My stand by if that happens is, ”You know no matter what, I really love having fun with you.”.
I think the appeal of role playing a hook up would be the spontaneous aspect of it and the “you’re irresistible” ego boost. Maybe add more dirty talk about how you need to have him now or how he’s tempting you in ways no other guys have.