Whats your weirdest date?

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  1. We spent an hour looking at structures of old buildings because that’s what she liked to do. I went along with it but it didn’t exactly grab me.

  2. It wasn’t my date, it was my friends and he took me along for it. It was their 2nd date and we were going to the movies. The movie started in 45 min so my friend took me and his date to the goodwill store he looked over all of the many discarded items with intrigue. I hate to admit it, but I was embarrassed for him. He didn’t even ask if we wanted to go, he just drove us to goodwill.

  3. We were meant to go out, but I went round to hers and she had her laptop open on pictures of teratomas. Which are crazy cool by the way, they’re like pieces of tissue growing where they shouldn’t so you get like semi formed eyeballs growing in peoples intestines and shit. I’d planned to go out for a few drinks then go for a meal but I saw the teratomas and asked her about them and we ended up calling for pizza and talking about gross medical stuff for hours before shagging most of the night.

  6. 20m into a first date this woman asks me why I’m not in love with her yet, and goes on this rant about how everyone falls in love with her immediately and I’m some sort of freak for not thinking she’s the most amazing woman ever.

    I thought she was a weird douchey person already after the first 20m, then i just thought she’s straight up psycho.

  8. Probably a Valentine’s Day date a handful of years ago. It was weird because I didn’t actually know it was a Valentine’s Day date. I thought it was a birthday dinner with a platonic female acquaintance. My birthday is a couple days before Valentine’s Day, but the dinner itself happened on Valentine’s Day, for what I assumed were scheduling reasons that actually had nothing to do with Valentine’s Day.

    Turned out, the whole time I was thinking “birthday dinner with a platonic female acquaintance,” she was thinking “Valentine’s Day date with a dude I’m interested in, and I’m buying because it just happened to be his birthday a couple days ago.”

    I didn’t pick up on it until we were leaving the restaurant, and we walked past a movie theater showing a movie I wanted to see, so I asked her if she wanted to go see it. She replied in an kind of exasperated, slightly-annoyed tone, “No, I want to have sex.”

    So we did that instead. We ended up together for a couple years. It didn’t last forever, but it was a good relationship while it lasted, and it ended amicably. We’re not exactly friends, but we’re still friendly, and I certainly remember her fondly.

    (And we did, in fact, end up seeing that movie, after waking up together the next day.)

  9. Got hold of me on line. said had crush on me during school. . she was friend with my neighbor would all ways watch me when at her friends house. asks to meet at Bar for lunch So we meet Says she married to guy I went to school with. Says she doesn t cheat But would love to give me A bj in the car .

  11. April 26. Like, it’s warm enough, and not as cold as April 25, so a light jacket is too much, but no jacket isn’t enough.

  12. Normal enough, here in Finland, but probably a bit weird to people in other places, especially repressed ones:

    * Sauna dates.

    I’ve had a few of these, invited a girl to my house, or a privately reserved sauna, and got naked, drank beer, and chatted in the hot room. Sometimes the first date, but more often a second/third.

    Otherwise back when I was in my teens I somehow had a date with a deaf-girl. We wrote messages to each other, on paper, in a noisy pub. Surprisingly a lot of fun.

  13. I only ever dated my wife, and we didn’t really have any “weird dates.”

    A buddy of mine, however… He might have the weirdest date award. Back 10 years ago, we were coworkers. He was all excited one day because he had a blind date that weekend. He’s one of those “awesome guy through and through but he’s gonna struggle dating” IT-guy types. I was happy for him, tried to be encouraging.

    Turns out his blind date wanted to just get takeout and head back to her place for a movie marathon. He described her as a “over the top goth girl.” He got to her place. Apparently every room was painted jet black and every light was a blacklight or candles. The girl wanted to watch Human Centipede 2. There were other details too, such as leftover “bindings” here and there. He said the girl was getting disturbingly excited by the movie and he felt like he might actually be in danger. He was so uncomfortable with the whole experience that he escaped through the bathroom window. She proceeded to blow up his phone for the next 3 days.

    I’ve known him for 13 years. He’s an honest guy. He wouldn’t make this up.

  15. 2nd date after a really good 1st. She was excited to see me again. We planned on bar hopping. The first bar we go to, her friends just happen to be there, and she essentially ignores me. Okay whatever she must not really be that interested. At least she’s not making me buy her drinks. I make small talk with other people and generally just chill while she’s absent.

    However, later she grabs my hand and says “hey let’s get outta here!” I’m buzzed, so hey let’s do it. We walk outside and walking towards my apartment. She stops me, says “kiss me” and I oblige. After maybe 5 seconds, she pulls away, turns her head to the side and very dramatically siiiighs passionately. Now it’s not like I’m some very great kisser, so my mind is all o.O wut

    Then we kept walking. But it became quickly obvious she was starting to cry. Apparently she is just getting over a very recent divorce that I didn’t know about. She was full on crying and I’m doing my best to console her. But she finally says she can’t do this and briskly walks away in the opposite direction. Never heard from her again

  17. I don’t even know if it qualifies as a date, or it certainly didn’t start out as one but here’s my weird story:

    I was invited to a co-worker’s birthday party, enough of my peers were going that I figured I’d show up, “show face”, and then leave after a while. No big deal, the birthday woman ran our HR department but she was well-liked. I get to the party, which is at a bar downtown, get a drink but only one because I planned to drive home, and eventually start saying my goodbyes. Before I’m gone but away from the main group of us, HR birthday girl and an attractive co-worker waylay me by the door and attractive coworker (henceforth named Serena) latches herself onto me at the hip and gets very pushy about “why am i leaving?”, and asking me if I’d rather just go try another bar with her. I decide to go with her because stuff like this literally never happens to me and proceed to have a pretty great time.

    We end up with some heavy kissing at a bar and both drink quite a bit so eventually I get us an Uber and we head back to my place. I genuinely don’t remember why or how I didn’t have the key to my own door but my roommate is asleep so I end up climbing in through a back window and letting her in at the door, losing a few buttons on my shirt in the process. We get to my room and by then it’s become abundantly clear she’s had too much to drink so sex is off the table for me. We chat for a while before she realizes that she doesn’t have her phone with her, and thus proceeds a weird drunken night calling Uber and the various bars we were at trying to locate her phone. I’m eventually successful so we Uber back to the correct bar, retrieve her phone and I get an Uber to drop her off at her place, she insists that I sleep over so I do. Thus ended the weirdest date I’ve ever been on.

    If you’re still here and interested, we dated for a while, turns out she was an outwardly functioning alcoholic with 2 DUI’s on her record and when she finally told me that the reason I was always the one driving us everywhere was because she had a court-mandated puffer installed in her car in order to get it to start, I knew instantly there was no future with Serena. She was still a sweet gal and knew literally everything fun to do in my city and the sex with her busted me out of a years-long dry spell so overall I can’t complain. We ended things amicably after 5-6 weeks.

  18. 1STN DATE At the rest uarant we BUMP INTO her aunt and uncle. She asks if I
    would mind eating with them. They seemed like very cool people. No problem. Before the bill even came the aunt and uncle grabbed the bill and insisted on paying. I insisted on at least leaving the tip . I left a decent tip.

    No problem with the family. The girl I just didn’t feel a spark with.

    The next day I get a call from her on how I was such a rude cheap bastard by having them pay for my meals. Coincidentally I have seen the Uncle in the neighborhood a couple of times here and there. We work near each other. We always have a great conversation and I always think . I would like to be friends with this guy. Just feel aqward about how we met.

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