What do you guys think when your girl sits on your lap?

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1. I like it when she sits on me.

2. I think about how long it’s gunna take before the weight starts to buckle me

3. Mostly I’m happy, sometimes I think that she’s heavy (has nothing to do with being fat or anything, human beings are pretty heavy, even the 40 50 kilo ones)

4. Not as good as when she sits on my face.

5. #”MMMM, PRESSURE!”

   I am autistic and have a pressure stim. I literally *want* to be crushed.

6. “Don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner”

7. It’s a sign of affection. Why wouldn’t I like it, as long as it’s contextually appropriate. Probably not a good idea when we’re hanging out with her parents or if I have a plate of Thanksgiving feast on my lap watching football.

8. I’d rather she didn’t lol.

9. It’s one of the best feelings ever.

10. “Yeah, she wanna fuck “

11. Content, if I am into the lady.

12. I’ll probably get hard.

13. “Women are heavy”

14. It’s time to get my pills

15. I hope she fees my bone and likes it.

16. misread this as “when ur girl sits on your laptop”

    Might need a new post.

17. bold of you to assume I have a girl

18. Come to Daddy.

19. Cute thing, i like it, as you can cuddle a little from there!

20. Context

21. Everything had to happen a certain way for this moment to be possible and I’m so damn lucky it did.

22. What’s another word for pirate’s treasure?

23. Aw fuck here comes Diarrhea McShartsworth

24. In the right context?

    Affectionate, acceptance, safety (towards me) and validation that she likes me. A girl doesnt sit on or lean against you unless she feels comfortable and safe in your presence, and feels at least some level of affection for you.

    Basically a whole bunch of stuff needed to happen before this moment. Her getting close in this way is the culmination of a whole lot of good feelings from her to you.

25. Got damn, your ass is boney as hell.

26. Same thing I think of if she walks by me without looking my way… “she so wants me”

27. I absolutely love it.

28. YAY!

29. I would say it would be cute. Though in the 7 years we’ve been together she’s never done it.

30. Grab her hips and pull her closer, let her fell ol danglin fury grow and ready to be jammed in her.

31. Imo, it depends on where you are in the relationship. First few months, instant boner. Hell, even a good hug will juice it up. Give it some time and it’s still exciting, but nothing like the first few months. Its like electricity

32. Then we don’t think. We just enjoy the moment.

33. We prolly outta chairs again.

34. Instant boner

35. I feel kinda nice, it so good, EXCEPT WHEN IM GAMIN’.