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“Yes, because I enjoy having sex with someone I truly love”
Someone, as person sitting next to me on subway?
I go into all details and even offer to dhow tgere and then.
I would respond “Does a dog lick its balls?”
That’ll depend on the person asking. It can be anything from joking to outright walking away.
Two types of bloke: wankers and liars. 😜
“do you?” smirk and watch them in the eye
If they panic, good
if they say yes “there you have it, big boy”
if they say no “Really? Should try it sometime, good stuff. I can teach you” wink and proceed to make them as uncomfortable as I got from receiving their question
“No, I don’t.”
Your options:
* tell the truth
* lie
Obviously
Used to do so professionally but my career was cut short due to a severe case of tennis elbow.
Regularly.
“only when your mom wants to watch”
At work no. Otherwise yes.
honestly depends on who’s asking, so that i can see how far i can go with telling the truth/joking/lying
“Is the Pope Catholic?”
Answer, i would. Details, no.
Yes
Only when I’m thinking of you.
Makes them regret their stupid question.
who is asking? if it’s my mom im going to be telling her to fuck right off. If it’s your mom I might get into it. Bonus points if you tell me she’s dead.
95 percent of people do it and the other 5 are liars.
*quizzically raised eyebrow*
Does a *bear* masturbate? Does the *Pope*?
*Breeze on past*
“You’ve seen my face, ofcourse i do.”
I’m 38 and it’s been like 23 years since everyone other than partners have asked me this. I have always answered the same: of course, don’t YOU?
“It’s 20 quid if you want to watch me ya saucy little minx”
Yes.
I’d say smarten up everyone does .
It would depend on who asked and the situation
“Yeah, of course.” In a tone of voice that implies they were asking me if the sky was blue.
“Of course”. I also eat and shit, just like everyone else.
I mean, as long as they aren’t asking for any specific details.
I would say yeah 👍
I would say *’Sir, this is Wendy’s’.*
Why am I going to detail my masturbatory habits to some stranger?
“If I say yes, am I hired?”
Yeah, want to watch? That’ll be $10 😆
Masturbate? What is that? Can you show me?