What’s something so funny that you need to share?

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1. I was in the living room with my dad and twin sister, my sister was burnt out so was messing around. Started rolling backwards on the sofa so like her legs were up in the air and she queefed. I started laughing then she goes ‘hey, this is the perfect position to queef on demand’ and started doing it. I was dying and my dad looked horrified. She was just tooting like a trumpet and I don’t think ive ever seen anything so funny

2. I have a friend who has really bad luck with furniture, despite being skinny as hell she somehow breaks through them LOL

   She’s broken chairs, tables, beds, no idea how she just sits on them and they break, it’s the funniest/weirdest shit ever.

3. There was a house being built next door to use about a year and a half ago. All the houses here are raised so when they were driving the pylons into the ground it was like bombs were dropping. My little girl, 4 at the time, walks into the kitchen to me. I asked if she needed/wanted anything and she said “momma, can I say a bad word?” Already starting to giggle I said sure, go ahead. She deviously looks left, looks right, then back at me and says “what is that goddamn noise?” With her hands on her hips. The way she enunciated was her dad 100%

4. I was having candy around my great grandpa and he asked me if I was smoking he’s 100 years old