If I undo my drawers partway and go around with my sac out, I go to jail and then when I get out I have to knock on all the neighbors’ doors and inform them of what kind of person I am. But some dude can just affix a rubber scro’ onto his pick’em up and it’s Freeze Peach? I don’t get it.

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  1. ?

    You do realize affixing rubber scrotum to a truck is not equivalent to you showing your genitals to other people, right?

  2. Wait till you see a dildo trailer hitch cover or the art car with doll heads and dildos glued to it.

  4. Flashing your balls at people is called being a sex offender. Having truck nuts is called being a douchebag. Of those two offenses, only the former is illegal.

  5. Truck Nutz are legal for the same reason you can ride a horse or walk a dog down Main Street without making it wear pants. Only Human Nutz are considered lewd and indecent to display in public.

    The real question is why is it deemed acceptable for so many people to cruelly and needlessly have their trucks’ Nutz surgically removed just to prevent minor inconveniences like spraying and humping.

    Free the Nutz.

  6. I’m not a fan of them either, but it’s utterly absurd to suggest they should be illegal because they look like a body part. A plastic decoration that looks like balls isn’t the same thing as showing your balls.

  7. A couple states have tried to outlaw them, but they usually get struck down due to free speech. Obscenity laws deal with sexual conduct so it hard to apply that to plastic bull testicles.

  8. It’s a piece of plastic attached to a truck. There’s a difference between representations of testicles and actual testicles.

    Plus we generally don’t regulate the display of non-human testicles anyway: dogs and other animals run around with their sack flying free, so why shouldn’t a truck?

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