What is something you like or do that made your partner think you were gay?

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1. I like to use womens deodorant around the rim of my rectum to keep my asshole nice and dry and fresh.

2. I sucked his dick.

3. I got a perfect score on DDR during a arcade date.

4. Does fucking guys count?

5. Ages ago I had what we now call a “business casual” sense of style. At the time this was considered “metrosexual” and a handful of girls thought I was gay as a result.

   My style sense hasn’t really changed, but no one makes that error anymore, I assume it is due to a shift in overall style preferences and my advancing age. When you’re 20 vs when you’re 40 has different expectations in terms of clothing.

   I should get a fanny pack.

6. Got spitroasted by two guys with huge dicks. I don’t think that’s gay though.

7. Reading, watching foreign films, cleaning my arsehole with my finger in the shower.

   She had some fairly odd ideas about what constituted acceptable behaviour for a heterosexual man.

8. I asked if she wanted to try butt stuff.

9. Had two girlfriends tell me after a while that they originally thought I was gay because I didn’t appear interested in women. I just didn’t think that appearing interested in women all the time was a good way of getting one. Apparently I was right because what I did worked.