How do you get a guy friend to kiss you on the lips and smack your butt?

17 comments

1. Ask and he will probably remember to do it again in the future.

2. male or female?

3. Gun to the head

4. Lemme guess: without asking directly, making any sort of direct move to let him know you’re interested in him, or taking any sort of risk of rejection?

5. Ask him

6. Do it to him first.

7. Take a shot and kiss him.

8. I bet OP is 12.

9. I would just go up to him and tell him the following, “Kiss me on the mouth and smack my ass like all of humanity depends upon it.”

10. Stop calling him a guy friend

11. Come on to him?

12. Super easy. Just say “no homo”.

13. Just ask him.

14. You could just ask him to do it, of course depending on the person he might be too embarrassed (like I would) to do it.

15. Yep , these are generally things I avoid.

16. The love you get is the love you give. You First!

17. You can either construct an elaborate plot I-love-Lucy style where you start a YouTube channel and convince him to be in a video that involves kissing you and smacking your ass, *OR* be direct and tell him you would like it if he kissed you and smacked your ass.