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Finland.
Nice try FBI agent 😎
Me? I’m over here on top of your mom
Interior of British Columbia.
Southeast US
Czech republic
🇮🇹
Dublin, Ireland.
Florida
The netherlands
🇵🇱
East sf Bay Area, Not to gar from you
🇩🇰 Denmark
Yes, also what’s yalls SS#’s?
North Africa
Southern US
🇦🇷
Haha nice try Mr. NSA man. I’m wherever my VPN says I am today.
In an emotional bubble close to the Atlantic
Southern Germany
Germany
Since we are all friends now, who will loan me, with favorable terms, a large sum of money?
Sweden
Bristol, England
Oakland, CA
The United Kingdom of Britain
Canada.
Nigeria. I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989.
He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and
external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager
SE London, United Kingdom. 🇬🇧
nice try comrade, but you won’t get me that easily
I’m currently 20 mins east of sacramento but making good progress
Southern CA, In the Inland Empire
In the loo, in the lorry, and all over the malonga-gilderchuk, I is.
I’m stuck in Brazil for now
I’m British
Denmark.
Hanging out the back of your mother.
London, England.
It’s bloody cold and wet!
I’m not telling you
Serbia. I lived in Sacramento, where are you from?