I’m just in the mood for cheap dance songs with loud beats, lots of naughty innuendos and music videos filled with scantily dressed hot dancers. You know the drill.

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  6. * [Rhythm is a Dancer](https://youtube.com/watch?v=JYIaWeVL1JM)
    * [Call him Mr. Raider! Call him Mr. Wrong! Call him *Mr. Vain!*](https://youtube.com/watch?v=AER3Zg5S200)
    * [Ya, Ya, Yeh, Coco Jambo](https://youtube.com/watch?v=cOrc37wNUqU)

    >lots of naughty innuendos

    Who needs *innuendos* when you literally can have songs like
    [Fred Come to Bed](https://youtube.com/watch?v=uqS7-JAIKT0) [NSFW for cartoon nudity] or
    [Shut up (and sleep with me)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4upn3M4jtQY) at the top of the charts?

  10. Random selection of old and less-old electronic music.

    Darude – Sandstorm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

    Darude – Feel the Beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilCtyT3g2iU

    DCX – Flying High https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkK8KxpHYM

    Bomfunk MC’s – Freestyler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

    Bomfunk MC’s – Turn it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MroIfasT4_U

    Waldo’s People – I Wanna Be A Rockstar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbWkTHtkWRE

    Waldo’s People – Lose Control https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_y8qaQz84Q

    TJH87 – Deadlock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcEJ974Zn9Y

    TJH87 – Break Away Kicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSG0BmX_UgE

    Huoratron – DDoS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJB2iwf9Fdo

    Huoratron – XXVI Crimes Of Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQt7SarPihs

  12. Haddaway – What is Love

    Snap – Rhythm is a dancer

    Lou Bega – Mambo Nr 5 (is this still Eurodance?)

  13. Here some of these groups were known for having 1 or 2 pretty women pretending to sing the songs, but later it turned out that in reality other professional singers were paid to lend their voices to them.

    Examples:

    [Soho Party: Az éjjel soha nem érhet véget (The night can never end)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H49RAnhN9K8&ab_channel=BSE86)

    Carpe Diem: [Álomhajó (Dreamboat)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDRBAPrCr2I&ab_channel=Magneoton)

    [UFO: Nyár van (It’s summer)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEk_W9MVJlw&ab_channel=SharkChris89) – this is actually a cover of a much older song

    This one was also a huge hit but the singer at least wasn’t an impostor (I believe):

    [Splash: Tedd fel a kezedet (Raise your hands)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mgIiwCUE8&ab_channel=BSE86)

  15. Not a single international one. Famous ones:

    E.T. – Tek je 12 sati

    Ivana Brkić – Oči boje kestena

    Anything by a group Colonia

  16. – remember boybands? [Just 5 – Kolorowe sny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA11ir1Horg)

    We got whole genre of disco-polo that sets view records on polish YT, here’s few multimilion viewed songs:

    – [Akcent – Przez Twe Oczy Zielone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxtnot8lY4U) over 202m views

    – [CZADOMAN – Ruda tańczy jak szalona ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgw1yEcWpTU) 132m

    – [WEEKEND – Ona Tańczy Dla Mnie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvxG3zl_WhU) 135m

    – some random hit: [Tomasz Niecik – Cztery osiemnastki ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjKDFW53jbE)

    – old summer hit: [Toples – Sąsiadka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rciKN9xxHIw) or [ Cliver – Najarana Anka ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJexVr3QE-8)

    and legendary hit from Russia that everyone knows in Poland: [ Jurij Shatunov Bielyje rozy ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR2kZtvORLs)

    /edit: also worth noting we got a comedy band that makes disco-polo songs which are amazing eg. [BRACIA FIGO FAGOT – Bożenka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOEVHQoHzM) or [ Bracia Figo Fagot i Sztefan Wons Zobacz dziwko co narobiłaś ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMkL-IH-SlY) or [BRACIA FIGO FAGOT – Wóda zryje banie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVu23_Tu81A)

    /edit2: those were rather disco, than dance, so perhaps this will be more fitting [ZERO Bania u Cygana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLj5xaahdF8)

  19. Some Swedish Eurodance:

    * [Loreen – Euphoria](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcnWysA9gxo)
    * [Cool James & Black Teacher – Dr. Feelgood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdww1cYTQB4)
    * [La Cream – Free](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba2P09yGHic)
    * [Basshunter – Boten Anna](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQ)
    * [Rednex – Cotton Eye Joe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM)
    * [Dr. Alban – Sing Hallelujah!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKxJca7LLNM)
    * [Günter – Ding Dong Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvTLvkiAbI)
    * [Pandora – Trust me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLn41NINi6g)
    * [E-Type – This is the Way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1HeDqYCU4)
    * [Army Of Lovers – Crucified](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di18hTFTwIw)
    * [Basic Element – The Ride](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwY8FXOivko)
    * [Caramella Girls – Caramelldansen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJLvF1dUek)
    * [Crazy Frog – Axel F](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE)

  20. It has to be [Maniac 2000](https://youtu.be/8SwDo0ecEk8). It’s apparently the 5th best selling song in the history of the Irish music charts. It’s iconic here but the DJ supposedly hates being associated with it now and it’s not even on Spotify.

  21. While not what I would call Eurodance,I always enjoy listening to Tobee if I want a dumb drinking song.my friends and I always listened to this before going out, so it brings back fond memories even if it doesn’t exactly fit what you requested. Enjoy: [Saufi Saufi](https://youtu.be/MJRQYboCV7Q)

  22. Numa numa iei,

    Parfumul tau si Dragostea din Tei

    By O-zone

    Although, I technically believe they are from our bastardized sons

  23. This thread made me realize a lot of the Eurodance I thought was Dutch isn’t Dutch at all. I need a moment to process this information.

  28. Nothing international, and is rather cringe to me, but what mainly comes to mind is A-Eiropa.
    [A-Eiropa – Tuvumā tālumā](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgP94-M4HmI) Their most popular song.

    [A-Eiropa – Zima](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHAOwi2iG1k) Probably the most “international” one as its in Russian

    Ok, as I was writing this comment I found out some Latvian Eurodance producers I didnt know about/forgot:
    [Codex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAPdjpBMouk&list=PLtYp55BXlZHy9ZK16Y25B8_kObMKMa1_X&index=2)

    [Pamatinstinkts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXddXnNPxk)

    [I never though that I would have so much fun in this rabbithole :D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvbVT17GfFk)

    [PRO-X](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQfQsmoOXuI)

    [Bingo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n1wTAV_eeM)

  30. Every song by Blümchen. I know she’s German, but as a Swede, I claim her as one of our own.

  33. Sandstorm, the best song ever made about sandstorms.

    We don’t even have sandstorms in Finland. The Arabs have sandstorms, but no songs about them.

  35. Bony M – Daddy Cool, Ma Baker

    Mr.President – Coco Jamboo

    Dschinghis Khan – Dschinghis Khan

    Scooter – How Much Is The Fish?

    Sash! – Ecuador

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