So, my GF is a squirter, which in the beginning I thought was the best thing ever, absolutely amazing, and when we are having sex in bed it is, but it stops us having spontaneous sex , say on the sofa , because she soaks it , and it would get ruined , anyone else got any experience of this please? Any suggestions?
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Towels mate
Play in places where the liquid would be appreciated such as the outside, the water, the beach, the desert, not everything has to be done in the bed.
Kegels
Fuck on the floor.
They make blankets that have an internal waterproof layer. But a couple and leave one one the couch and one in the bedroom. Maybe buy extras so you can rotate them out.
There are disposable sheets that soak up liquids. I believe they are for changing babies. They are not too big (or too small) and portable that can be used. Not sure the name but they work well.
2 or 3 layers of towels. I’ve found the thicker beach towels best
Water resistant /proof mattress cover for the bed
waterproof sheets or doggy blankets are your only option really
Sex towels are a thing. Can stand up to a lot of spray. Not cheap unfortunately.
I’ve had the same problem. Once I started squirting I couldn’t stop anymore. I started Kegel training for some other reason and found out though this muscle movement I can prevent squirting.
Just buy waterproof blankets (got mine off Amazon). We use 2 as couch covers so we can be spontaneous on the couch.
The other blanket we throw on the bed prior to playing. Can still be spontaneous 😉
Everyone loves a squirter until they have one 🤣🤣
We hear you!! 🙂 We have a collection of about 8 waterproof pet blankets (the BIG ones, not little puddle pads), and a waterproof mattress cover. I keep a folded pile of blankets next to the bed and one under my pillow for spontaneous middle or the night or morning sex, and that’s enough to keep us ahead on laundry for our average of 2-3x/day rhythm. 😉 Some are big and soft enough to use as throw blankets on the couch too. Nice velvety waterproof pet blankets in the XL size are pretty and effective and much less expensive than the Liberator throws (though I want one of those eventually too.) One for the car for travel is smart too.
– V
Ya, this is part of the “joy” of being with a squirter. There’s even a funny meme about “Date a Squirter they said” and the guy is standing in front of a giant pile of laundry.
We bought a Liberator blanket for this purpose exactly. It can easily be thrown on the couch when the time comes. It’s rather expensive but it’s totally worth it.
Amazon has amazing water proof blankets. I think the one that covers my entire queen bed was like $25-$30. They have larger ones too, it’s your best bet. They’re quilted, comfortable and make cleanup pretty easy
Yea shit is kinda annoying. If we are on the sofa and she is about to squirt, I bend her over in the middle of the living room so she can soak the floor and we can clean it easy
I was excited initially too. I hate that I relate to this.
Spontaneous sex doesn’t occur on things you own that aren’t protected nor does it happen on places you don’t own and might be held liable for.
It’s not horrible to go to the bedroom where the mattress cover is, just know you’re going to storms a lot of time there.