Why do penises smell like microwaved flour tortillas

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1. Maybe I should start microwaving flour tortillas and see if that puts my fiancé in the mood

2. Does he have a yeast infection?

   Nobody’s dick should smell like hot bread.

3. Why is this so funny to me

4. You sure its them or it could just be your mouth? Ill admit, havent had sex in a very long time, so I dont recall this. It would make me more hungry than horny though lol

5. Hey, what brand of tortillas?!?!

6. Same way that dog paws smell like Fritos

7. This is a great question. I’m so glad you asked. Cut to a penis wrapped in a tortilla.

8. I hope my wife doesn’t notice the whole grocery budget going to tortillas – or the proliferation of microwaves around the house.

9. All da women at Taco bell must be getting moist.

10. That’s so bizarre. My wife says mine doesn’t, maybe I’m doing something wrong.

11. i just busted out laughing

12. I’m going to blow my partner within the next few hours. I accept this mission and will report back.

    Edit: it was a great blow job, and I could definitely see how pheromones would give you an idea of flour tortillas, but I was honestly focused and my mind was not on a burrito 😏😏

13. I just ate tacos. Why am I now picturing a penis in a tortilla. You’ve ruined me.

14. My husbands balls always smell like faint chlorine

15. BRB. Gonna go smell my man’s dick without context. He’s gonna be so confused. 🤣

16. This is crazy because I could never put my finger on the smell, but I definitely think you’re onto something here 😂

17. BRB gonna go sniff my husbands dick

18. Ok how many people just microwaved a flour tortilla?

19. Mine does because during the winter I microwave tortillas and wrap my penis up in them to keep warm. Vaginas are just warm so you probably haven’t had to do anything like this.

20. Maybe it has something to do with the lard in tortillas? I notice this similarity too; both items in question have a slight tang scent/taste

21. I am a food chemist. Specifically a flavorist… i create flavors for beverages, candles, perfume, cologne, medicine . This question intrigued me.

    So I Googled it… flour tortilla main aroma is 2-aminoacetophenone… there is an amino acid there which is a protein. Pheno which can break down to phenolic compounds assuming this can happen with either time or heat.

    Heating something makes molecules move faster so they will dissipate into the atmosphere quicker. You’re giving them more energy. That’s why your farts smell worse in the shower. EDIT let me rephrase your farts smell STRONGER in the shower. Lol after reading I can see some of you like the smell of your own farts in the shower 😆

    Flour tortillas are also treated with an acid to make them shelf stable. A lower pH will prevent mold. White flour is also acidic. There is also yeast in some types of flour torts

    Now the smell of penis its such a complex thing. So many sweat glands. Butyric acid, 3-methyl hexaonic acid.. I can only assume body parts share a lot of food aromatic compounds. Diacetyl acetate is the artificial flavor for popcorn you smell in the movie theater but can also be found in your armpits!!

22. They’ve always just smelled like skin and schweddy balls to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

23. Yeast baby it’s the yeast we all have it

24. My friend used to say that her ex’s penis smelled like pancake batter lol

25. I can’t handle this 💀

26. Me; a lesbian reading this: 👁👄👁

27. So do you like burritos because they smell like dick or do you like dick because they smell like burritos??? 🤔🤔🤔

28. Have you try it with some salsa roja and a dash of lime on it yet ?

29. Being in chipotle must make your knees buckle

30. I applaud this redditor for posting this.

    A lot of dudes are getting BJs tonight because of this post.

    You’re doing good in the world, OP.

31. I’ve found that sometimes vaginas smell like a McDonald’s quarter pounder.

32. Lmao “EVERY GUY”

33. What a day to be literate.

34. *sigh*

    *unzips him*