What are some of your favorite dms/pickup lines you’ve received?

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1. I’ll come back here when it happens

2. You guys getting DMs/Pickup lines?

3. You’re asking this to men? LOL

4. Dont usually get them. I think when a woman makes the first move on a guy, as far as reddit goes, she can get away with not being good at that kind of thing. We arent getting flooded every post so if a girl just sends a Hey then Ill see whats up and where its going where as if a girl says she wants to sext she gets a ton of Heys and you need to be a little more creative to stand out.

5. Doesn’t happen.

   Just getting one would be pretty memorable.

   EDIT: Ok, I did get a couple DMs here on Reddit, but it was right when unemployment benefit were ending in certain states so it was just women looking to extract money from me. Their history was a giveaway.

   Also, have gotten DMs in other forums like Skype and stuff. Again, bots, cam girls, etc.

   Never a real honest to God pickup.

6. I got a DM from a woman at 2am that said, “I saw your dick pics on AFF. I’m in town for a business trip and I need you to come to my hotel room to take care of me.”

   Probably the best pickup line I’ve ever received.

7. I think the closest I’ve been to getting a pickup line is Hi.

8. ‘Want to have sex?’ It’s happened only once in my life but it was glorious.

   Being approached by women is awesome.

9. Like most of the other commenters said: it doesn’t happen in like 99.999999999% of the time which means an attractive looking guy will get maybe 5 „heys“ in his lifetime – the lower 70% will never get any

10. This has to be a joke, really men never get pick up lines. . . well there was the one time a gay guy was trying. I had to let him down – told him my bat does not play on that field. he laughed and walked away.