Hi everyone

I’m a professional in the uk and looking at joining the army. I’ve always thought about it but recently I’ve been reading some things and I’m abit concerned. “Hazing” rituals and other things that involve an incredibly sexual side such as sex with other people and orgies in the barracks etc

Whilst I’m fully aware my colleagues will see me naked, shower with me and probably will see the entire of my team masterbate I’m quite concerned that if something abit more seedy occurred I’d be connected to due to my proffession and would be as legal risk.

Is it real or is it just random cases that got boosted.

15 comments
  1. > will see the entire of my team masterbate

    If you keep watching these videos you’ll go blind OP you dirty scoundrel.

  2. If the worst thing you see joining the army is a few people wanking, I’d consider myself lucky!

  3. >incredibly sexual side such as sex with other people

    With other people is how sex normally works.

    May I suggest you spend less time reading The Sun and/or green and pleasant, and if you’re really gullible enough to believe such drivel that perhaps the military isn’t for you?

  4. Please just give up on this idea. You’re not cut out for the army. I am not trying to be a dick here, but you are contemplating joining the army in an incredibly tense global environment and you are preoccupied with whether or not you’re going to have to watch people wank and if you will be forced to take part in an orgy. The army is not for you.

    [https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/careers](https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/careers)

  5. Knew someone at Uni who was an ex Para he used to talk about dudes getting their bits out in public and other dudes licking said bits. Could be bullshit but he was a weird guy.

  6. You’re a professional what. And presumably if you join the army you’ll cease to be a professional whatever and so who cares what sort of seedy sex acts you’ll be linked to.

  7. I’m assuming that if you’re considering a career in the British Army as a professionally qualified entrant, that you went to University?

    If you weren’t invited to the orgies at University, it’s likely that you’re not going to get invited whilst in the Army either.

    Are there orgies? Absolutely! If you don’t think there’ll be sexual adventurism between fit, healthy, young people often living away from home for the first time, you really have had a sheltered life. The only real problem with the orgies is their disappointing infrequency.

    Will there be masturbation? Absolutely! Everyone wanks. The vast majority of people do so in seclusion. Groups of people sitting around together wanking themselves blind happens rather less than the disappointingly infrequent orgies.

    Honestly, if I were you and considering entry as a professionally qualified Soldier or Officer, I’d be more concerned that you have appalling spelling and grammar that will stifle your career than the chance of being involved in saucy shenanigans.

  8. If by orgies your referring to the recent videos courtesy of 3 Para then that’s the exception rather than the rule.

    Squaddies that wank in front of others are just plain weird,funny – yes, but fucking weird.

    In any case the Army (or Navy & airforce for that matter) is absolutely not for you. If you are worried of being hazed how can honestly think you can close with an engage an enemy that is trying it’s absolute hardest to kill you, and then potentially thrust a bayonet into their face, then pick yourself up and do it to the next person. because if you don’t, one of your mates is going to die

    Sorry to be blunt (and I’m expecting massive down votes) but that is the reality of it

  9. No, the real shitty stuff tends to be in the conscript armies as they have no need to try to stop recruits dropping out. Russia is well known for their poor treatment but Korea is known to be pretty shitty too (though not on the same level).

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