What is your go to party trick?

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1. Awkward / bad jokes.

2. Cocaine.

3. Blow cigarette smoke through a straw into my beer

4. I can fold my ears in and they stay like that until I smile and they pop out.

   The ladies love it lol

5. you guys party? i only know how to dance alone at raves 😝

6. Baking cakes from the random persons pantry

7. I smoke a culrbra and if anyone says anything I tell them it isn’t the only thing that curves to the right

8. Not show up because I wasn’t invited lol

9. Leaving without anyone noticing.

10. A back flip.

    Took 2 years to get it down, but it never failed to get attention.

11. Hacking into a multi billion dollar organization and everyone here go nuts, walking outside grabbing some booze and vaping play some video games.

12. Whipping out the ol Irish goodbye.

13. I have a few:

    1. Torching creme brûlée on site

    2. Headstands

    3. Show up with freshly baked croissants

14. I can make noise with my eyes and my toes are really strong and i have near perfect ballance so i can do 3 things at once

15. leaving

16. Go to party and never get laid 😀

17. I don’t go to parties.

18. I show up to the party and don’t drink! (That surprises everyone)!!!

19. A story always helps to make people think ur interesting. Get real specific and someone might ask for more
    An example:
    “So you guys wanna hear about how I illegally shoveled snow 5 past midnight in -5 degrees F so I can buy liquor under the radar of my parents?”

20. I used to be able to bong a beer in three gulps.

21. I’m eating what I can eat, drink what I can drink and then leave.

22. If I’m tipsy and there are other drunk people around and someone pulls out a deck of cards then I’m game for a couple quick and easy magic tricks. Some girls really love it, especially if you can do some of the fancy card flourishes. But I haven’t practiced in a while