How hairy does your ass have to be to be considered “hairy?”

9 comments

1. I mean it can’t be braided…but if it’s got hair then it’s hairy…

2. If you describe wiping your butt like Cleaning peanut butter from a shag carpet, that’s hairy

3. Over 350 hairs per square inch

4. Yes

5. I’ve braided mine into cornrows.

6. If you wouldn’t put tape on your ass cuz it’ll pull out a lot of hairs, then your ass is probably hairy.

7. If the TP you use to wipe tears because it’s catching on your hairs…….then you hairy

8. Me: You’ve counted them?
   OP: I don’t have much to do in the evening

9. 300 hairs per square inch.