My fellow Americans, whatcha think this new object is that we just shot out of the sky over Alaska?

23 comments

1. I for one posit that Dr. Evil has finally decided the time is right to reveal himself.

2. I wrote to St. Nick numerous times warning him against flying in restricted airspace. I said very clearly the FAA was on his ass for his shenanigans last Christmas. Unfortunate but preventable.

3. It’s about time the USA responds to a potential threat before it enters this country. The bad thing is we truly have no clue what threats have already entered while our defenses were down

4. 99 Luftballons here we go…

5. They already announced what it was, a UFO.

   A small car sized object at 40,000 ft rules almost every sort of aircraft besides a small drone or alien craft.

6. Probably a TMZ drone trying to get naked pictures of the Palins.

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8. We need to make sure it’s not Santa Claus

9. 99 air balloons in the air
   99 air balloons
   Find one out, shoot it down
   98 air balloons in the air

   98 air balloons in the air
   98 air balloons
   Find one out, shoot it down
   97 air balloons in the air

10. I just can’t believe Biden killed Santa Claus.

    I’m still in shock.

11. Harbinger of bad things to come.

12. [Aliens!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/848/Aliens.jpg)

13. We’re shooting shit out the sky?

    Nice. Wonder if we’re starting an international interceptor trap league

14. It was this guy:

    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0e/69/df/0e69df323f7c5b64799751aed3b3f302.jpg

15. They finally got Santa! About time, that criminal has broken into millions and millions of homes.

16. Probably another hunk of shit from China. Hopefully the debris doesn’t land on anyone. The goofy nonsense coming out of that country further shows how wack their government has been. Jeez not to long ago they launched something into space and couldn’t control where the debris fell. Grab a helmet.

17. I wondered what that “thump” on my roof was! Just one more damn thing to clean out of the gutters this spring…

18. We finally had it with Team Rocket trying to steal our pokemon!

19. The bioweapon carrying the Furry pathogen.

20. Your mom

21. Serious national security issue

22. No Christmas this year, all Santa wanted is Hawaii vacation. Tim Allen strikes again.

23. Dang it, that’s where I parked my rocket ship. Guess I forgot to put it in park.