Who or what is your nemesis?

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1. Myself

2. I am

3. Stairs.

   We’ve been at war since 08.

4. Drugs are my enemy and my friend

5. Life.

6. Drugs and my 1996 vw jetta holy cow don’t buy one if you’re not good with cars…………….

   And of course, don’t do drugs if someone is making you.

7. Chocolate

8. Whataburger. It is delicious, but I’m trying to lose weight, so I know I shouldn’t eat it.

9. Ants. Fell into a 7 ft nest when the ground caved in from my weight. Will never forget those little bastards. Had the taste of venom in my mouth for two days.

10. It hasn’t come up yet… but if at any point some studio attempts to make a CGI movie based on Calvin and Hobbes I am prepared to commit whatever degree of destruction is necessary to prevent that from happening.

11. What: Stairs/my own ankles

    Who: a toxic lollipop of a college softball coach

12. It’s definitely food since I’m anorexic

13. That fucking yellow wallpaper.

14. My San Antonio station. I swear to god if they drop another fucking crate of medical equipment, I’m gonna kill them.
    The amount of paperwork for a two million dollar dialysis machine took me days.

15. Fitted sheets

16. My magnum dong. Stupid thing, being horny all the time and wasting all of my time, it makes me so angry that I just have to beat it all the time >:(

17. Myself and politics

18. Fast food. 😭😭😭😭😭

19. You know that safety seal they put under a cap of a bottle of syrup

20. Dairy products.

21. My wife’s cat.

22. Myself. One of these days I’ll kill that son of a bitch!

23. My excuse of a Spanish teacher, stupid gigamax snorlax

24. My ex with two kids went from the best thing i had to an enemy over a night.

25. You

26. Procrastination, Lack of Motivation and Confidence.

    Spiders.

27. Drugs and alcohol

28. Unlike most people I actually have a real Nemesis. This guy I went to school with has silver spoon handed to him. He always treated everyone like garbage but his parents were rich hes still dating the hottest girl. In highschool he had the coolest car.

    He always went to my gym and was super jacked. Everything about the guy is anoying but you wish you could have. My life goal until I die will be to outdo this guy.

29. My HOA.

    They somehow have no problem ~~wasting~~ spending money every month on individual inspections, but getting them to fix something that is clearly outlined in the policy takes Y E A R S

30. Dinkleberg…

31. Old age. Im goin to make it and hate that I will.