You’re delivering pizza and a Gorilla wearing a varsity jackets answers the door. You tell them the price of the pizza and they nod and hand you the exact amount plus a two dollar tip, what do you do next?

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1. Go deliver my next pizza. I’m not paid enough to deal with anything past that.

2. Think they are kind of cheap and go on with my evening delivering pizzas. Probably not even the weirdest thing I saw this week.

3. Ask them if they have time to talk, if they agree then I’d have loads of questions and would try to help them, offer that they shouldn’t get the door anymore until we can assure their safety. Try to assure them I’m willing to help them. If they decline… I go on my merry way and never tell a soul.

4. Get back in my car and text a friend “jfc gorillas are shitty tippers”

5. Kiss

6. I want to be their friend! I’ll ask them if they’ve seen anything good on tv and get a convo going lol.

7. Guess it is normal day as a pizza delivery i seen weirder shit than that without being a pizza delivery.

8. I’d assume they were the Phoenix Sun’s mascot and shrug and move on lol

9. Harambe?! I thought you were…

   Oh, I get it. Mum’s the word.

10. Go on about my business and mark them as the last stop on the route, next time they order. If I can’t afford to tip the delivery driver at least $5, I can’t afford to order food, full stop.

11. Get in the car and go off on a rant to no one about the cheap-ass gorilla. If he only had two spare bucks, he should have picked it up his fuckin’ self. Asshole.

12. If he has a varsity jacket, he can tip more tbh