My friends told me I’m the snack guy and they always look forward to the new snacks I bring, what’s the best weird compliment you got from the boys?

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1. “You always say the most off the wall shit. You’re the comic relief, but you also know when to not say anything.”

2. “You’re the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”

   I’m very blunt and direct with my family, friends and co-workers. Often times it comes off as asshole behavior but I’m nice and outgoing and everyone that knows me appreciates it because they always know where I stand with them. Life’s too short for tippy toeing around feelings.

3. “Your sarcasm reminds me that whatever i’m complaining about is just a bunch of bullshit”, being supportive by being an idiot, yippy

4. “You know how every group of friends has an asshole guy in it? I’m the asshole!”

   My friends say they like it, since they don’t have to deal with it if some other groups asshole shows up.

5. “I feel sorry for your gf, she is smaller than me yet somehow survives being under you in bed with all that fucking bodymass”

6. My roommate once said I was pretty thicc for a guy.