What’s the oldest version of Mike Tyson you think you could beat in a fist fight?

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1. 4 year old Tyson would probably still smack me around.

2. I would more likely try 99yrs old.
   10yrs old may remember me and come back a few years later 🙂

3. Postmortem Mike Tyson.

4. You might wanna re-think that answer, even 12 yr old Tyson sounds like a beast —

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   >According to Atlas, Tyson weighed 86 kgs (190 pounds) and had a 20-inch neck to go with his natural ability and awesome explosive power – all at 12 years old

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   >“He had to impress me and Cus. He had to box his first day with a 27-year-old man who was a professional fighter, and he was able to do that. You can’t put him in with kids to spar because there are none and so you’re hiring sparring partners and they’re men and he’s hurting them and knocking them out.

5. 120 years old and quadriplegic.

6. A dead one.

7. like in maybe 5 years from now.

8. Baby Mike. Like 3-4 maybe. Would whoop his ass and steal his pigeons.

9. Like 90+. That dude’s been capable of killing me since he was like 14, so I’m not taking old age lightly.

10. Younger than 10 or older than 90.

11. I’m not above punching a baby in the face.

12. 54… with an emphasis on ‘COULD’ but not ‘WOULD’

13. None so far..

14. Have you seen him lately, he’s old, and I would not even want to fight him now that he’s past his prime.

    That man is still a beast.

    I saw a video of him doing drills with someone last year, he is still quick AF.

15. A day after his death.. maybe

16. Dead plus one day.

    Just to be sure.

17. 1000

18. At this time none .

19. I’ll take on an 85 year old Tyson.

20. Whatever age he dies.

21. None? Have you seen that dude lately? He’s older than my dad and is ready to kill someone in the ring.

22. Ironically enough, I know a guy that sparred with Tyson when Mike was 15. Dave was never a ranked contender, he wasn’t good enough. But he was tall (about 6’5″) and had the length/reach to be a good sparring partner for some contenders. Tyson was one of them.

    At one point in the training he touched, barely nicked Tyson’s chin. Mike gave him a *how fucking dare you* look and that was it. Dave doesn’t remember anything after that. According to the people there, Tyson hit him twice-one jab upper cut (he was so much shorter than Dave) that barely connected but caused Dave to flinch and leave his mid section exposed-which Mike took advantage of by landing a solid shot to the stomach/chest. So solid, it knocked Dave out.

    Dave, a 28 year old, 6’5″, 225lbs semi pro fighter, lasted less than 5 seconds once a 15 year old Mike Tyson decided to knock him out.

23. The oldest? 999999999….