tell me the sexiest text to send her saying i want to fuck her. make it explicit but not direct.

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1. “I want to fuck you” and then you send it to the wrong number.

2. I mean it depends on your relationship – I’d be happy with a simple “DTF?” And I’d find that sexy… but I’m not her, she might want a little better…

3. I hear you hurtin?

   Hurtin for a squirtin!!!

4. Send her a link to Tenacious D’s song “Fuck Her Gently”

5. I want to fill you up.

   I wish I was inside of you right now.

   Thinking about the last time you came while I was inside of you.

6. Wow!!! Just wow!!! All of these previous ones are just awful. It’s not any wonder women are the way they are…

   Dude you have to romance a girl even if she is just a fuck buddy.

7. Read any book by Barbara Cartland.

8. What’s the background? Have you already had sex? Does she welcome your attention? What’s the vibe

9. F is for friends who so stuff together
   U is for you and me
   C is cock and balls hangin’ tween muh legs
   K is for OK, I’ll bring the condoms

   M is for me, the guy with the pen-is
   E is for extremely horny…

   Sung to the tune of the spongebob squarepants fun song.

10. I wanna see u make dat tooter hole wink at me

11. I can’t get you out of my mind.
    I want to make love to you.
    I want to make love to your _______ .
    I want to be inside you.

    Ask her what erotica she find’s especially hot. Then act out the scene.

    Seriously, if you can’t think of what to say that would resonate with her, take a different approach.

12. Want some dick in and around your mouth? 😉