And that Kids is how I met your Father/Mother, what story would you tell?

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1. We chatted on plenty of fish, had a chat on the phone, planned a date, went to the pub, I fell over while he walked me home “fell head over heels” (but literally fell on my arse)

2. Once upon a time, there was an app called OkCupid…

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4. I once went on holiday and a young boy came down the slide in the pool.

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6. I was at my usual Thursday night bar, and I saw this guy. He looked fun. I like fun. So I went up and said hi. He said hi back. 23 years later he’s still fun.

7. Someone tried to recruit me to a guild in World of Warcraft when druids were rare and then said “or don’t join, I don’t care.” And I liked that attitude after all the intense pressure I was getting from other guilds so I said yeah sure why the fuck not. My husband was the guild leader. We became friends.

   I eventually started dating a dude in the guild and moved 1000 miles to live with him. Turned out he only lived an hour from our guild leader and several other guildies so all those people became my real life friends.

   Couple years later I was no longer with the boyfriend and my future husband asked me out on a date. That was 13 years ago. Married for 9 years. Have a 1.5 year old.

8. we both participated in an online drug band message board

9. “I used to buy drugs from your dad.”

10. Holy s, mine is so ugly.

    We immediately became best friends when we met. We started to date 3 years later. One year later, I was pregnant. Our daughter is 4 and our whole world. We are no longer together, but we are kind of still good friends. This is how we met. I was 20, he was 23.

    (both drunk and shouting after way too many hours of partying)

    Him : Hey girl, are you a Christian in any way possible on earth?

    Me : oh hell no, but I am the best giver of bolwjobs on earth in every way possible!

    Him : *stares at me absolutely speechless*

    Me : shit, don’t tell me you’re a Christian?

    Him : well, I will forgive that I am one tonight I guess…

    Spoiler alert : we were so drunk and were laughing so hard, we ended up never even trying to have sex that night. Instead, we talked during all the rest of the night, and until the rest is history.

11. A friend of mine from church had been on vacation in Mexico and invited all interested friends to his apartment to see his slide show. After the third slide the lamp of the projector burnt out. So we were forced to spend the evening talking to people instead if looking at pictures. Sitting next to me there was this guy, a work colleague of my friend’s, who liked to hear himself talk but was also quite funny. And that, Kids, is how I met your father.