What should your first message on tinder be that will provoke and answer but isn’t weird?

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1. I like turtles.

2. Dam you’re hot

3. Do you prefer milk, malk, or mulk?

4. Are you a man or a woman?

   Men get about 1% of the likes and messages a woman gets, so you don’t need to worry about getting ignored the same as men have to worry about being ignored by women.

5. A funny waving gif

6. If you are male and using tender then you are a fool.

7. How many moles do you have

8. “I’d pan your shit like an old timey prospector.”

   “I hope I look like a young version of your father.”

   “Can I show you my bussy?”