If you had to sell your soul to the devil, what would you ask for in return?

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1. a gf

2. To finally be a great writer.

3. The very next lottery ticket I purchase is guaranteed to be the one and only winning numbers.

4. Two souls

5. Fuck no. Never.

6. A 28 day soul back guarantee and an insurance policy.

7. A controlling share in hell, the Devil and any intellectual property he develops in his spare time while at the company.

8. A long, healthy, and happy life full of adventure with those I love. And if he doesn’t mind throwing in a few more inches below the belt I’ll piss on a priests door handles occasionally.

   Unfortunately I already sold my soul, so I got nothing to give.

9. I’m not sure selling my soul to the devil is a good idea but if I had to, I guess I would ask for eternal youth 🤔. I mean, wouldn’t it be great to stay young forever and never worry about growing old? 🤷‍♂️ Plus, I could avoid all those awkward teenage years 😅. But I’ll stick to not selling my soul, 🤣Thanks Satan!

10. To win a 9 figure amount on the lottery.

11. Billion dollars. So I could afford every luxury in the world.

12. Immortality – so I don’t die and go to hell

13. Death to my enemies

14. Skills of a fighter, power or lots of money.

15. Peace, Love and Happiness for the entire world

16. The ability to read and control minds. Or just 3 rich beautiful women who love me unconditionally wants to spoil me and would never cheat on me.

17. Nothing here seems worth it 😅😅

18. My soul back when I want it.

19. A fuckton of money

20. Give my so perfect health.

21. Keep my father and kids safe and healthy

22. His own soul.

23. All the money I could fathom. From that I could enjoy the short time I have left on the earth without worrying

24. Tree fiddy

25. Shapeshifting.

    For definitely not sexual reasons.

26. This is an oddly specific question, good sir. Did you perhaps contact the devil and are now trying to find out what you should sell your soul for?

27. His soul

28. A really nice set of fingernail clippers

29. You’re assuming the devil would want my soul….

30. Dinner and a movie with God

31. 2 souls

32. His job!

33. There are a number of people I don’t want to spend eternity with, most of them live down there. 🤷🏽‍♂️

34. My soul

35. For my father in law to be back to full health and unforced happiness for my family.

36. Classic super filthy rich and knowledge in all demonic stuff, assuming those exist if the devil exist.

37. Dear Satan
    Take my soul and give me death
    Thank you

38. If the devil and a soul were both real. It would be priceless. I guess it might be worth it to some to try and trick the devil, etc. I would be more interested in a tour of hell myself. Gotta plan ahead.

39. Their soul

40. Youth , good health and immortality.