My fellow Americans, KFC has announced the resurrection of the Double Down. What is America’s second-greatest achievement?

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1. Poaching Australia from the UK. I can’t wait to see the Elvis and Walt Disney designs for the Australian dollar.

2. It won’t last long because nobody will buy it just like they did before

3. How could you say this when the Doritos locos taco exists?? It’s an unmatched feat in fast food engineering!

   Edited to add this article about all the R&D that went into it https://www.fastcompany.com/3008346/deep-inside-taco-bells-doritos-locos-taco

4. People actually like KFC?

5. Discontinuing the Double Down.

6. I tried it once years ago and it was awful, idk how anyone would have unironically liked it.

7. Gross

8. The spicy chicken sandwich.

9. This assumes that our greatest invention is the Double Down and not the single action Colt, which is ridiculous.