Whats your go-to pick up line?

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1. “Hey baby girl, Muppets treasure island is rented, My moms ain’t home at the moment, Few brews in the fridge, you down to go down?”

2. May I buy you a drink?

3. I don’t use them because they come off as corny and sleazy af, so I just introduce myself and go from there.

4. How is your relationship with your dad?

5. “The Lannisters send their regards…”

6. “Hey, my name is ___.” I always figured it didn’t matter what I said, if they liked me, they’d help keep the conversation going. Seemed to work well enough for me.

7. “you got a pretty mouth”

8. “Come with me if you want live”

9. My cock tastes like strawberry milk.

10. 1 or 3 month subscription?

11. I don’t like waiting in line why would I have a favorite?

12. *Your clothes are going to look good on my floor.

    *I’m huge

13. “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Esmerelda?”