what’s something many men find hard to resist?

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1. A good hug

2. a nice perfume

3. Making dad jokes.

4. Earth’s gravity

5. Slapping those bags of mulch at Home Depot

6. Watching ice shatter into a million tiny pieces

7. Fucking Yoga Pants!

8. Boobs

9. Food.

   Anybody can have sex, but not everybody can cook.

10. The smell of rain on hot asphalt.

11. Booty. It has its own gravitational pull on Men that works like a hypnotic trance. Just like a snake is put into a trance by a snake charmer.

12. After tying something down, saying “that’s not going anywhere”. I do it every time and am not ashamed to admit it

13. The urge to see who’s cracking a cold one, even if it’s 6am on a Monday, at work… and a Coca Cola

14. Boobs

15. Smoked ribs with honey BBQ sauce.

16. Boobs.

17. Poking a camp fire with a stick.

18. Pretending to have a sword when handed a long object

19. Ass and a pretty face

20. Being gay around the boys

21. The Borg.

22. Curves

23. Cookies.

    Damnit when theyre there im gonna eat the fuck out of them.

    Probably why i dont buy them lmao.

24. Bacon cheese burger

25. Peace and quiet.

26. Peeing off cliffs.

27. Inapproapriate jokes at inapproapriate times, perhaps its just ne but that seems to be the only time i get creative jokes in my mind. Its difficult to resist cracking them

28. Slow mo pretend shooting one another

29. Jump to reach things that are unreachable

30. “Testing” the electric drill before screwing something in or out.

31. Clicking the BBQ tongs a few times the first time you pick them up.

32. Dropping big rocks in water

33. When your gf/wife is bent over, you have no choice but to interact with the booty

34. Boobs.
    Food.

35. Trying some of whatever you’re cooking before you say it’s done.

    The stretchy pants you can somewhat see through

    Looking at the tools and bits at Home Depot even though we already have them

    Drawing penii in the portable bathrooms at work

36. Answering this question every other week apparently.

37. Free plant day at my local nursery

    Free samples at the store

    Free promotional items at the local greasey fast food joint

    Free shit at a trade show or con

38. When she runs her fingernails on me affectionately, especially on my shoulders and back 😌

39. Throwing rocks from heights into water

40. A nice midriff.

41. I’m sure every male could not resist clicking on this page to find out what they could not resist.

42. Using ‘The Force’ when approaching an automatic door.

43. stopping what they are doing and trying to find the helicopter in the sky when they hear it in the distance.

44. Meat. All the contexts

45. Low IQ inducing death metal riffs.

    Maybe that’s just me though.

46. Looking at my wife at a party or gathering from across the room and when she looks up at me and smiles that smile thats only mine i just melt.

47. The two quick trigger pulls on any drill when picking it up.

    Something that has to happen. Everytime.

48. A diner waitress coming by with the coffee.

    “Freshen that up for ya, hon?”

    Doesn’t matter if I’ve had six cups already. There’s always room for more diner coffee.

49. A woman who actually wants them and makes them feel wanted and desired.

50. A good stick.

    Make sure to leave It standing up agaist a gate or something for another man to come along and enjoy It.