What would you do if your being followed?

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1. Reverse it and follow them instead.

2. fart violently

3. Ask them if I can help them with anything

4. Take a few weird turns to make sure they’re definitely following me, or just stop

5. On Instagram?

6. Happened to me last week. He got out of his car and approached me while i parked mine. I didnt ask questions i ran his ass over. Im a lawyer, now Im suing him for the damage to my front end

7. Chill in busy public

8. Bend so my shirt lifts up just enough so they can see the blower and go about my business.

9. I was being followed by some crazy dog once and i ran about the exact moment a car passed the street lol, the dog didn’t go with me i could’ve died if i was too slow

10. I’ve been practicing this for decades.
    The easiest thing to do is find a mall or large box store with 2 entrances. Let’ say you park in the south parking lot. Go in the store quickly but make sure you are seen going in. Then go through the store to the north door, exit there, get in your other car and go home. Repeat the process as needed. Always always make sure the tank is as close to full vas you Can get. Always keep at least 5- 1 Gallon cans of gasoline in the trunk. 1 gallon cans are more easily deployed and can extend your range by 25 miles each. Just out distance them. If it really comes down to it, glock 17.4. Stay safe my brother don’t be a victim

11. Really depends on who and where, doesn’t it. An old granny following you through the supermarket, a dozen drunk hooligans in a dark alley or a good friend on social media aren’t really the same situation.

12. I would calmly cruise and smoke to the outskirts of town, then I’d turn on a gravel road and pull some wicked reverse driving and dipping.. to surprise they ass full blast..
    Put em in the trunk of either car..

13. If your being followed what? And what is your being?

14. In my car, drive to a police station.

15. I stopped and put my gun in their face. I calmly told him I better not see him again. Then got back in my car and left. He stayed where I left him. Turned out someone hired a PI to get dirt on me. They failed.

16. Where?

    Online?

    On the street?

    Where?

17. Keep walking but keep an eye on the person

18. Find a corner to get around before taking off running.

    Run in concealment.

19. Strip down naked and run towards them.

20. >your
    >you are
    >you’re

    I’d correct grammar.

21. Not give a fuck.

22. turn around a go tell them about an exciting opportunity in multi-level- marketing just for them.

23. I’d pull my dick out and start furiously masturbating.

    I’m convinced any fight can be won like this.