What lies do you tell women to keep the peace?

18 comments

1. i don’t. i’d rather just break up than lie to someone to appease their insecurity and miserable attitude.

2. I don’t.

3. I did not have sexual relations with that woman

4. No I did not eat [insert] that was in the fridge.

5. I don’t lie to people as a general rule, because it’s wrong.

6. Ooo, you’re massive…

7. Try not to let them think you’re ‘too’ into them because it can spoil the chase and make it seem frivolous

8. Yes darling.

9. You’re right. Truth is she rarely is. Testing my knowledge to hers is always hilarious because of the new things she learns. But one these days i’ll say those words and mean it.

10. That they’re always attractive. For real, I think more than half the time they ask me that question I have to lie.

11. Oh no, your friend Sophia is totally not certifiably crazy. She is just misunderstood

12. Of course I was listening

13. I’m not sexually attracted to your sister that looks like you and acts like you.

14. Whatever answer will do the most good or least harm.

15. Yes

16. Only one is
    “I’m having a good day”

17. Yes

18. None. If the woman doesn’t bring me peace, I find ways to get my peace… and that might be without her in my life.