What are some creative ways to say no?

20 comments

1. Go fuck yourself.

2. I’m good.

3. It’s hardly original but I like “don’t hold your breath”

4. I’m disinclined to acquiesce your request

5. ‘I find the idea undesirable.’

6. No way Jose.

7. I’m not the right fit for this request

8. Does the second Tuesday of next week sound good to you?

9. Thanks but no thanks

10. Allow me to lay your queries to rest. On the bones of my forefathers I cannot, and will not, entertain your request. Therefore I am left only to decline, though it pains me to do so….

    Or nah fam

11. Maybe

12. “Clacks tongue”

    Or naaaaaa

13. Negative sir

14. Just say no

15. Yes’nt.

16. “Fine. I’ll do it 4 leap years from now”

17. “Never. Not in a million years. Absolutely not. No way, Jose. No chance, Lance. Nyet. Negatori. Mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. And of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff. Noooooooooo!”

18. Nahhhhh

19. Just make a disgusted look on your face and shake your head with a smirk. If they ask again do the slicey the throat gesture but use all your fingers and wave it back and forth (like you’re trying to saw your throat with an Asian hand fan. Don’t do the one index finger slicey the throat gesture, that one’s more reserved for when you want to intimidate.

20. Don’t think that’s for me but fair dues to you.