Alright, my friends. Haven’t drank an alcoholic drink in seven years. What drink(s) do y’all recommend?

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1. Water

2. Don’t.

3. Stay sober. Don’t give up 7 years for a stupid drink. You are better than that.

4. So basically you are an alcoholic who decided to get sober and now you think you can handle it? It doesn’t work that way.

5. None, stay at it

6. Don’t do it. Alcohol ain’t all that

7. Black coffee

8. Strong tea.

9. Scotch water, hold the scotch.

10. Americano coffee. Dark roast or water process decaf, your choice. Extra fine grind. Stovetop espresso, brewed at medium temperature (takes about 15 minutes). Add 18% cream to taste.

11. Water for the homies

12. Whole milk.

13. I’m gonna say none. At this point you could end up with something up your butt hole

14. 13 years sober and lots of strong black coffee.

15. None

16. Water. Alcohol fucks you up in more ways that we think. Just learned yesterday how bad it disrupt you melatonin process, impacting you for weeks up to months from just 1 night of drinking moderately. As much as i liked drinking, the benefits of not are just night and day. As fun as some times were, some were also just not worth it and dumb.

17. None.

18. Don’t

19. Vodka wise Absolut is fine as an everyday drink. Avoid the flavoured ones though. Generally works well chilled or with ice. But mixed with cranberry or apple juice is probably more palatable to most (and still nice).

    Cider is good. If going for flavoured rather than traditional Old Mout is best but Kopparberg is decent. Rekordalig can be nice but is horrifically sweet.

    Absinthe wise Habsburg red is gorgeous to me, but I’m frankly the outlier there. Everyone else I know bar one reacted badly to it. Also as your alcohol tolerance is likely low I’d advise staying away from this particular spirit type anyway.

    Mead in limited quantities is lovely, but too much becomes sickly.

    Caramel liquors are lovely and smooth but also very moreish. Avoid if you’ve had alcohol problems in the past.

    Actually if you’ve not been drinking due to alcohol problems just avoid it all in general.

    Also you probably want to drink water before going to bed no matter what you were drinking before hand.

20. Virgil’s sodas – cane sugar only and no caffeine – their amazing root beer, their dr better and many cream sodas

    Fanta exotic is pretty tasty if you can find it too

21. Don’t listen to these losers get a Mai tai

22. Why start back up? It ain’t worth it.

    Tonic water and lime juice. Hold the gin.

23. I recommend not drinking. If you haven’t done it in 7 years, it’s obviously not important to you.

24. Water

25. screw driver or paralyzer

26. If you have gone 7+ years without alcohol DO NOT START

27. None

28. Cold beer, there’s really nothing more satisfying than that first swallow.

29. If you are a former addict, don’t, I’m 15 and I probably shouldn’t be here but I have experience with alcoholism and I quit and am afraid to be addicted if I drink again don’t ruin your life over something that gives you any sort of euphoria or a high and that can fucking kill you

30. Stay sober.

31. aloe vera juice. I tried that last week, and it is addicting.

32. Green Tea make my happy days.

33. Gatorade. And take the money you would spend on alcohol and go do something you’ve always wanted to do by yourself and for yourself.

34. Espresso followed by a tasty lunch and a trip to the movie’s or something. Stay on the saddle bro.

35. Why haven’t you drank in seven years?

36. Butt chug vodka

37. Soju and Milkis. I don’t handle alcohol well and have bad acid reflux. The taste is good and I don’t have issues with indigestion. If you weren’t staying sober on purpose then do it! If you made a conscious decision to stay sober, please don’t do it.