My tech hating fríend has finally got himself a smart phone, what meme can I send him to make him immediately regret his decision

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1. Make him an undertaker meme in which « newly acquired smartphone » threatens « my free time »

2. You can’t go wrong with some furry Sonic The Hedgehog porn

   Whenever I see those I regret my existence

3. Every time i update, i lose a few more rights

4. Meat spin or boku no Pico

5. Anything from r/cuckoldcaptions

6. That black dude sitting on the bed with the giant cock or the Tony Everready gif where he puts his nuts in this bitch’s asshole and flips his dick down into her pussy

7. One of us gif

   https://media.tenor.com/mpmbsd82G14AAAAC/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort.gif

8. Send him gay porn (or straight porn is he’s gay)

9. Just shoot him a random dick pic…

10. The old lady looking at her PC and ‘One man one Jar’ caption.

    Most people would have to look…

11. I feel like a dic Pic is the obvious choice here

12. 2 girls one cup

13. Send him stats on how heavy smartphone use increases stress, depression, and ADHD symptoms.

14. I’m a little old fashioned so I would go with some classic goat.se

15. Just start sending funny stuff in general then once he start responding in kind you send:

    * getting a smartphone for useful stuff: *drake no*
    * getting a smartphone to send memes: *drake yes*

16. 2g1c

17. That spongebob face when squidward likes krabby patties saying “you like your smartphone, don’t you ‘insert friend’s name here'”

18. Pew pew

19. Two words: Rick. Roll.

20. Goatse.

21. Clearly you need to tell him [you would never send him a dirty meme…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

22. I can PM you some if you want. I’ve got a metric shitton of dark memes for anyone interested. Just hit me up.

23. One of those memes about how you start getting ads for something right after you spoke of it.

24. ALL OF THEM!

25. Introduce him to reddit. He’ll regret his decision shortly thereafter.

26. I’m glad you just consider me a co-reddit and not a friend!!

27. One of the gifs that starts as something normal & suddenly becomes outrageous p0rn clips

28. Racist Bert and Ernie memes.

29. Everyone out here not thinking about OPs target audience at all. Depending on what kinda technology hater he is, the obvious choice isn’t even a meme. It’s just a screenshot of his location data when he’s anywhere you wouldn’t usually know to look for him (or not home/work).

30. Tell him to install Reddit and watch his bathroom visit durations increase

31. Rickroll him.

32. Goatse

33. I’m just here for the comments 😂🍿