Men of Reddit, how DANGEROUS are you?

38 comments

1. Danger is my middle name baby.

2. Very. My ugly face can make even the most fearless individual run away.

3. Op… just know you dont want to mess with me. *stares ominously*

4. I eat fear on a damn breakfast!!!

5. Only particularly so if you’re in front of me going down stairs or behind me going up stairs.

   Worst I could really do besides is smack you upside the head with my cane, and not really all that hard. Somewhat demeaning but not particularly threatening.

   I suppose you probably wouldn’t want to *look* at me too long either. That much concentrated ugly in one place? Bound to cause eye damage.

6. Not very. But I have access to very dangerous chemicals

7. There are more people who aren’t alive because of me than people I have had sex with

8. Every time i go up in the air i’m unsafe, even Iceman thinks i’m dangerous

9. I’m an old tiger with one good fight left, who wants to risk it ? lol. GRRR and I WILL go out strong 😠

10. I drink out of the garden hose and pee with seat down, watch out!

11. Imagine shooting at man with your last bullet, AND HE STANDS THERE…

    …UNPHASED!!!

12. That depends on various circumstances

13. Rawr

14. Not very. Most survived.

15. Depends if im off my meds

16. Now, not very dangerous. Too old and broken down.

17. Once I see red, bodies hit the floor.

18. I’m passive, stoic and don’t say much. I’ve never fought a day in my life, I defuse tensions not create them. I like cute animals. So yes, I am dangerous…to your heart.

19. i’m a cuddly sweet teddy bear.

    until you mess with my kids.

    im packing heat, and you’ll beg me to use before i’m done with you.

20. I have some baser instincts that I keep in check through discipline, and an adherence to my values.

21. Iam not dangerous. Unless you are chocolate.

22. i can click heads on a monitor

23. Roughly this dangerous.
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

24. I am type of guy who can go from 0 to 100 real quick.

25. My toilet fears me. So I have that going for me.

26. 0/10

27. Very dangerous.

28. I was raised to be one the quietest, respectful people you would ever meet. With that being said, if someone I love and care about is in danger, you bet your ass I’ll be the first one to throw a punch or take a shot if absolutely necessary.

29. I once killed three men in a bar, with a pencil. WITH A FUCKING PEEEENNCUL

30. My ability to bore people to death with useless facts has 23 unconfirmed kills.

31. I have a babyface, look the most purest naive person, but in fact that I’m just using those asset to hide the real me.

32. I’m not dangerous…

    …unless my family is threatened.

33. First you asked women, now men.
    Why?

34. Daily? Not very.

    BUT some red dawn type scenario happens, I feel my previous experience as a blaster (got paid to blow shit up) as well as my hunting back ground and a cabinet full of rifles could make me somewhat dangerous.

35. I pee in the middle of the night with the lights out. Pretty dangerous I’d say.

36. I wouldn’t start a fight, but if pushed I’ll defend myself. I may get my ass kicked but a mother fucker is going to lose an eye in the process and likely have smashed balls.

37. Depends if I wore my cpap last nite

38. Very. I don’t even shiver when I pee