What is your favorite 1-liner from a movie or TV show?

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1. “You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!” -Major Payne

2. “Bend over and I’ll show ya”

   – Clark Griswold

3. This is Dr Frasier Crane, I’m listening

4. Not a family guy fan but it still takes the cake for me.

   ” well I’d love to stay and chat but…. you’re a total bitch.”

5. Raul Julia from the Street Fighter movie.

   “I don’t remember killing your family. While I’m sure that the day I burned down your village and slaughtered everyone you knew was the most important day in your life … for me it was a Tuesday”

6. “Sure I’ll do it for fifty bucks!” Elvira Mistress of the Dark

7. “Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.” – Doc Holiday in Tombstone

8. Tyrone: I didn’t see it there.

   Vinny: It’s a four ton truck, Tyrone. It’s not as though it’s a packet of fucking peanuts, now, is it?

   Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.

   [All three turn and look back at the van]

   Vinny: It’s behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you!

9. Don’t ya go dying on me – Dumb and Dumber

10. “aim for the bushes”

11. You’re hit… you’re bleeding man

    “I ain’t got time to bleed”

12. MAH THE MEATLOAF FUCK!

13. Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

    **Raj:** *Be careful.*
    **Sheldon:** *If I were not being careful, your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.*

14. Outlaw Josey Wales:

    Senator:

    Fletcher, there’s an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.

    Fletcher:

    **There’s another old saying, Senator: Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.**

15. “Future Man”

    Wolf-“It’s called a blow-job, and I’m never apologizing for it.”

16. “Some mother fuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill.” – Wesley Snipes, Blade

17. I count six shots nigga
    I count two guns nigga

18. Eric Cartman:

    “Screw you guys, I’m going home.”

19. “Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”

    Venkman in Ghostbusters in the NY mayors office.

20. Chidi Anagonye : Turns out life isn’t just a puzzle to be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day and you solve it again.
    Just a fan of the show and this represents how I feel, always thinking about the things I have to do in the future, but the show also makes a point of pointing out what happiness is: time with the ones you love

21. “You either get busy living or ya get busy dieing.”

    Name that movie! I’d quote it but I forget who said it first.

22. This Is where the fun begins

23. It’s about sending a message.

24. Joey, you ever been in a Turkish prison?

25. “Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.”

26. It was an accident, the buffoons apology.

    Captain holt.

27. “What you own, owns you.” Brad Pitt, Fight Club

28. Not a one-liner but the very best dialog in any movie EVER. “You’re ghostin’ us muthafucka. I don’t give a damn who you are back in the world. You give our position away one more time, I’ll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here. Got that?!”

29. The One- “I am Yule Law. I am nobody’s bitch. All of you, are mine!”

30. Oh, you about to blow? Well I’m a mushroom cloud layin motherFUCKER, motherfucker!

31. Chris Griffin, Family Guy:

    “So, uhm, where is the chase and how do I cut to it?”

32. “I’ve had better “

33. The Sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

34. “The only currency we have in this crazy, fucked up world is what we say to one another when we are NOT being cool. ” –DJ mentor in Almost Famous.

35. Home alone quotes from 1 & 2 from when he plays the gangster films to communicate with the burglars/ hotel staff. The quotes are so funny my coworkers and I die laughing quoting it randomly regardless of context haha

    Clips for reference below.

    1: https://youtu.be/4dGOfFbzvq4

    2: https://youtu.be/tWgCt5qFYI0

    Particular favorites are:

    “I knew it was you, I could smell you getting off the elevator”

    “I believe you, but my tommy gun DON’T”!

    “I’m gonna give you till the count of 10 to get you ugly, yelluh, no good keister off my property, 1..2.. 10! “

    And of course,

    “Keep the change ya filthy animal”!

36. Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can’t buy a pack of smokes without runnin’ into nine guys you fucked!

37. Don’t rewrite what I wrote.

38. “I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar“

39. “You shouldn’t be married, you should be studied” – Debbie from Adams Family Values

40. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

41. “Cha-maon Lee” rush hour

42. If you want something done do it yourself – Garry Oldman – 5th element