What is one body feature you’d like to change?

30 comments

1. I wish I didn’t have to shave.

2. I want to get back to the gym and get back to proper fitness.

3. My banana

4. Same. 27 and my chin-pubes are embarrassing

5. Tail bone. The fact that we don’t have a prehensile tail is kind of annoying.

   Think of all the back scratching we could get in.

6. I’d like to be taller (I’m 5’4)

7. Self-cleaning belly button

8. Just rephrase to question to:

   “How much bigger would you make your penis?”

9. Fucking calves… why are they so hard to develope?!

10. Id like my upper half to be more muscular

11. muscles in general. lost a lot during lockdown and never recovered

12. i hate my fucking hips, i got wide ass hips and i hate it. im build like most ig models dream to be skinny ass sides with fat ass hips.

13. I wish I had a little more ass. I’m over here with a Hank Hill ass. I have to put my belt on so tight that my legs are purple.

14. Get rid of the scars on my arm that I inflicted in a fit of self-hatred when I was 19.

15. I would like to have ability to control my bladder while I sleep lol

16. 🤔 height, then join the NBA makes lots of money, and then retires that same year.

17. Flaccid penis. It’s like a frightened turtle

18. My epiglottis is really bad at its one job. At least ten times a day: take big drink of water, followed by instant coughing fit because it went directly into my lungs.

19. I’d be shorter. 6’6” has too much bodily pain and aches to it. I’d rather be like 6’1”.

20. Wish my body was as hard to damage like Luke Cage

21. If my metabolism would crank itself into top gear, that would be great

22. I’ve always wanted a prehensile tail.

    I would like to be able to slap stupid people in the face without having to uncross my arms to do so.

23. I feel like men would choose penis, and women would choose either butt or tits.

24. I’d like my hair back.

25. I would prefer that my balls weren’t exposed to so much damage. If they were inside my body I could get a full night’s sleep without being woken up by my girlfriend violently speedbagging my testicles to the Rocky theme song.

26. I have gynecomastia and would like to not.

27. Two things first I would like a tail like a full on opposable monkey tail or as a musician six fingers on each hand would be nice.

28. My face structure and my skin

29. Take my penis and put it on my forearm instead so I can fuck myself.

    Also business would be more interesting; shaking hands like “sir you have a firm handshake, my penis swells with excitement about our trade deal”

30. Better wiener game