What Instantly Ruins A Burger For You?

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1. pickles

2. Semen.

3. American “cheese”

4. A runny egg

5. pickles

6. Dry patties

7. Being too dry

8. Too small

9. When the pickles aren’t evenly distributed, so you get one bite that has like 5 pickles and then they’re nowhere else in the burger.

10. When it’s too tall

11. Raw bits of meat, im not trying to gain an intesti-buddy

12. Too greasy or pickles.

13. Ketchup

14. Pickles , mayo and to rare

15. Wilted greens and/or runny eggwhites (if the burger comes with eggs in it ofc)

16. Bacon

    Bacon is so overrated

17. Tomato..just why?

18. Tomatoes.

    Ketchup is fine, but raw tomatoes actually make me sick.

19. Being anything over medium rare.

    Actually medium is tolerable if you put enough stuff on it to hide that overcooked meat.

20. Meat

21. Mayo. I hate mayo on anything.

22. Too much barbecue saw our anything that makes it too sweet

23. Zero seasoning and a big ass round patty that came from Costco or some other big box store. It just sucks.

24. Onions in the patty. I’m allergic to onions.

25. A shitty tomato

26. Dry burger, soggy bread, or not made of meat.

27. Guacamole, mayo, ketchup.

28. $3 for cheese.

29. Squished bun. So hard to find brioche buns at the grocery store that haven’t had crap stacked on top of them.

30. Veggie Burger……insult to even call it one.

31. Carrot

32. Mustard and/or mayo.

33. I will send a burger back if the bun isn’t toasted

34. Mayonnaise

35. Mushrooms

36. Red onions.

37. Avocado

38. Lettuce or mayonnaise

39. Being attacked by a bear while eating it

40. Too much mayonnaise. I like it, but too much makes the bread soggy.

41. Ketchup and mustard together on it

42. Being made upside down, with all the vegetables on the thinner shittier bun instead of between the meat and the thick bun the way it should be.

43. Thousand island dressing disguised as “secret sauce”.

44. Mustard, American cheese

    Lots of cheese options work-cheddar, provolone, mozerella, gouda, jack, pepperjack, etc.

    Mustard is never a good option.

45. Ketchup

    If someone or a restaurant manages to ruin a burger, I’d never eat anything there again

46. TOMATO 🍅 🍅 🍅