When she asks you to hold her purse for a little while, which way do you hold it?

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1. Like a claw machine at the piggly wiggly

2. Wear that shit like I’m a princess

3. 4. I’ve got no problem if people think it looks a little silly as I am a little silly

4. Hold it like it’s a business suitcase

5. 2 and sometimes 4

6. Any way other my shoulder haha fuck that. Her purse will hit the dirty hell on floor before I ever shoulder strap that bitch up. No sir

7. Up above my head

8. Between my butt cheeks

9. 6. I wear it like a bib. Strap over my neck with the purse out front. Makes it easier to find the snacks she has in there.

10. In my armpit so I get plenty of my musk on it.

11. Both arms like an infant

12. Over the shoulder so it rests on my back, like how the super models hold them.

13. 4

14. I’ll play pocket pool until the rocket is in launch position, then hand the purse on my protruding member like a hallway coat hook

15. Any way it’s presented/hung on me. I don’t care and neither does the wife.

16. I just hold it. Which ever way is more comfortable.

17. under the arm probably because if i put on the strap its harder to give it back

18. In the joint between my upper arm and forearm like someone from Beverly Hills. Props if I’m wearing large casual sunglasses and am holding a coffee in the other hand.

19. I hang it on my erect penis.

20. Open it with both hands and look through it for easy money that way I can put money in her g string when we get home and she gives me a strip tease. (j/k) Usually 2 but I’m single so doesn’t matter now.

21. Wrap the strap around my palm of my hand a couple of wraps and hold it like that.

22. I don’t.

23. 6- not at all

24. I refuse because it’s a shit test.

25. Usually something like 4, but I ‘enunciate’ how I’m wearing it and make comments about whether or not it matches my outfit or brings out my eyes. I often ‘show it off’ to random people that are walking by, it seriously messes with the ‘super macho men’ types.

26. 2. 4 if I’m carrying other shit as well.

27. I hook it on my arm and don’t give a shit

28. #10. With my mouth.

29. Crook of elbow, forearm up, hand out, palm up, fingers curled. Legally Blonde style.