Just had my first pedicure. It’s amazing. What else have I missed?

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1. I have gnarly toenails from a broken foot accident and not giving much of a rat’s until I finally got tired of my nail poking up.

   The first pedicure I ever had went double time with extra help and a Dremel tool employed. I paid extra. And tipped. It was worth it.

   My toenails on the broken foot are still fugly, but now they’re “male who doesn’t go to a pedicure place once a month” fugly.

   Edit: nail, not mail

2. ¿Skull massage? They do it while washing your hair, feels really nice, so relaxing.

3. You ever put a doughnut in the microwave for like 15 seconds?

4. Did you buy a pair of crocs yet too

5. Deep tissue massage

6. With the amount I sweat at work and how dirty I get, I was blown away how clean I felt after a face mask. I forget which one but there’s tons of them.

7. No bullshit I had a friend who started like this. He got manicures and all that spa shit cuz his girlfriend got him into it. Then his girlfriend cheated on him. Multiple times. Then dumped him. Now he’s gay and no longer my friend.

8. Prostate massage

9. Yep. I missed out on the mani/pedicure route for too long myself. I feel cheated.

   Real massages are great. You’ll get a lot of jokes, but the hot stone massage is phenomenal when done correctly.

   Barbershop shave is great. It’s getting harder to find them that do it, but it’s fantastic.

10. Painting your nails is incredibly liberating if you’re looking to tap into your feminine side.

11. Did you get a color?

12. Having a pedicure while high on marijuana. Actually, just anything pleasurable while high on marijuana.

13. Did you have a cocktail or cold beer while getting a pedicure?

14. So, hear me out, but a bidet. There are a ton of options that mount to existing water lines, and aren’t standalone appliances. It gets you *way* cleaner, especially when your stomach is unhappy. The main problem is, I don’t want to poop away from home because there is a noticeable difference between using a bidet and using just dry toilet paper or wet wipes.

    I bought mine in 2017 after a bit of hesitation. I’d felt self-conscious about it because it just seemed weird, but I tell you what, once you go through with it there is no going back.

15. Facial.

16. Today is a day of first. You had your first pedicure. A US President was indicted.

17. Had my 1st pedicure about 3 yrs ago. It was suggested by the surgeon that rebuilt my ankle after a motorcycle crash. My wife hounded me until I went. Now, I have 1 about every 4-5 weeks. Lawd almighty it felt so good with the hot foot bath, the massage & nail clipping. Then the hot towel wrap followed by the lower leg massage & lotion rub down. I am addicted!
    I’ve added a deep tissue massage for my back & shoulders. I definitely would have been doing these for yrs had I known how damm good it feels.

18. Exfoliating. Skin feels very nice after an exfoliating shower

19. Spa days and professional skin care

20. Cleaning stuff with soap in undergarments. Like cars or kitchen counter etc. I feel like a sexy car wash lady when I do it. Boosts my self esteem and ofc, gets stuff cleaned. xD

21. Couples erotic massage with two girls (unless some other variant is your thing).

22. Float therapy

23. Bidet toilet seat

24. Add hot stones to your pedicure.

25. Get an old school shave with the cut-throat type razor. So smooth.

26. Water bed. I went to a spa where they had water beds in the waiting area. I’ve never been more relaxed ever!

    Botox. It will make your face feel so much fresher

    Body exfoliation. Oh my god the softness!