How full of shit do you think these Lewis and Clark fellows are?

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1. My best friend is friends with Sacagawea’s cousin and she says they are 100% scamming the feds for a free vacation

2. No, no, hear me out. I gave them mercury pills so we should be able to track them.

3. Not as much as John Denver.

4. The Americans should have stayed with in the Proclamation Line of 1763. Old Boney should have never sold Louisiana to them.

5. Stuff and nonsense, these Yankee upstarts have nothing on our great hero explorers like Alexander Mackenzie, George Vancouver or Simon Fraser

6. Most of the stuff they claim is bullshit. Everything in those journals is made up. They sucked off the federal teat for years while partying it up along the upper Missouri river. Expedition across the continent my ass.

7. Absolute Charlatans. They are almost as big of liars and contemptible cowards as Jefferson and Admiral DeGrasse.

8. How much time do they spend every day pumping up their rifle?

9. Do you trust Rhett and Link?