By Great Washington’s ghost! It appears a rogue Tory loyalist faction infiltrated the mod group. We have put them down, dispensed tar and feathers enough to clog the Mississippi, and ran many of these freedom hating lickspittles out of town on rails. The constitutional order is restored.

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1. Hooray 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

2. I shall adjust my flair accordingly 😔

   That was fun. Good on the mod team for this years joke.

3. MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE
   SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
   OF THEE I SING
   LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIED
   LAND OF THE PILGRIMS’ PRIDE
   FROM EVERY MOUNTAIN SIDE
   LET FREEDOM RING

4. Victory! Glory to the Americans! USA! USA! USA!

5. The Tories are gone! WE ARE FREE AT LAST!

6. I really liked this years April Fool’s. Well done AAA.

7. **God save our gracious King!**
   **Long live our noble King!**
   **God save the King!**
   **Send him victorious,**
   **Happy and glorious,**
   **Long to reign over us:**
   **God save the King!**

   #GOD SAVE KING GEORGE!

8. Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.

9. THE STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!

   USA! USA! USA!

10. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG

11. Smells like freedom in here

12. The fuck is a Tory?

13. I’m here to smoke Pennsylvania tobacco and slay loyalists, and buddy, my tinder box is fucking soaked.

14. This was a good job guys it got a good chuckle out of me

15. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

16. Just the language alone…! -*chef’s kiss*-

17. Sweet Christ, to think for a moment we might have had to tolerate BoJo.

18. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

19. Tar and feather the Tory’s

20. Wrote 10 pages on why the loyalists were right and we shouldn’t have revolted while I was in the 7th grade

21. Can we get the corporate bots out next?

22. **O-OH SAY CAN YOU SEE,**
    **BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT**
    **WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL’D**
    **AT THE TWILIGHT’S LAST GLEAMING?**

    **WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS**
    **THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT**
    **O’ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCH’D**
    **WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?**

    **AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE**
    **THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR**
    **GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT**
    **THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE**

    **O, SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE**
    **O’ER THE LAND OF THE FREE**
    **AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE**

23. sad I missed it yesterday

24. Pelt them with fake wooden nutmegs from Connecticut!

25. Love that my power went out again yesterday so I missed most of the fun.

26. God save our gracious king long live our noble king god save the king

27. Can someone give a TLDR of what happened? I missed the buffoonery it seems.

28. WOLVERINES!

29. Mine eyes have seen the glory
    Of the coming of the Lord;

    He is trampling out the vintage
    Where the grapes of wrath are stored;

    He hath loosed the fateful lightning
    Of His terrible swift sword;

    His truth is marching on.

30. then we shall not have to convene a continental congress to deal with these ruffians…