I’m a currently unemployed barber and I live in the Kingdom of Bavaria, Europe. I really don’t want to serve my mandatory military service in the Bavarian army and I also heard you guys found lots of gold. Is there a way to emigrate to your country or will your government keep me out?

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  3. Stay out of New France! My fur trade is booming right now! We don’t need Bavarians ruining it for us!

  6. Get some people together and conquer your own colony. Pennsylvania is already infiltrated, liberate your German brethren!

  7. Since you are in Bavaria, Germany, make sure you learn how to make beer and pretzels. You will be golden here!

  8. I heard a small German town in west central Texas is looking for a barber. Do take care to avoid the blazing heat, yellow fever, tuberculosis, malaria, cholera, diphtheria, smallpox, influenza, and gangrene though.

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