What happen in Real-life Bachelor parties?

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1. Xbox and Taco Bell?

2. Went the shooting range, then local steak house, then evening church

3. I was married this past October. Small wedding. Combined me and my wife have 4 kids, and the girls were bridesmaids and the boys were groomsmen. My boys were 15 and 12 and neither did a bachelor party for me

4. He thought that he was going to an unrelated party with a bunch of local friends (true), then attend his nephews birthday party the next day hung-over (partially true).

   We partied, he had his fair share of drinks, went home and went to his nephews birthday party… where it was arranged we were coming. Burst in, grabbed him and got him in the car before his hung-over brain realized what was happening (his fiance was our “inside man,” arranging for unlocked doors).

   Took him out on a Viking longboat, drinking mead, steak dinner, then back to a house for barbeque and drinking.

   His dear fiancee then collected him and drove them home.

5. Groom tied to a chair and got a blow job while 200 guests watched.

6. Drinking. A trip to a strip club. Lots of kind hearted teasing of the groom.

7. Never been to one but a few years ago I went paintballing and there was a bachelor party there. The groom had to wear an orange jumpsuit with “Sentenced for life” written on the back as well as a ball and chain made from cardboard and duct tape.

8. Escorts, drugs, & booze at a house party. Eating at twin peaks then the groom sliding down a huge hill into the darkness peeing off the side of the interstate. My best man got kicked out of my wedding by his wife for going to a strip club.

9. Good food, alcohol, some kind of activities – gaming, axe throwing, skiing, gun range, etc. (not while drinking, obviously).

   None of the ones I’ve attended have involved strippers or anything of the like.

   Best one was actually more of a wedding party party – rented a house in a fun city for a weekend, everyone on both sides came, drank and ate our way across the city, but split up into bride/groom parties for some portions of the weekend and did some different things.

10. I’ve only been to one, and basically all we did was drink scotch outside. The groom got so plastered that he had to rely on my memory for what happened.

11. Organized the bachelor party for the uncle of my gf. We went to a bar, grabbed some drinks with the guys and smoked some hookahs. Then got a stretch limo to our rented hotel room (2 floors, 5 bedrooms), filled up the bar with cognac, whisky, vodka and beer, got some cigars, i ordered two strippers and that was basically it. Was the night before the wedding, some of us were half dead in morning, one of us got lost in the process (he made it to the wedding tho)

12. The groom bangs a stripper while all the antendees stand in a circle, watch and jerk off

    This happens at 100% of bachelor parties