Who else has had a hilarious sex injury? Like, embarrassingly funny, but so so worth it.
For example:
The first time my partner and I had sex he accidentally smacked my head into the wall and I accidentally kicked him in the face. Was hilarious, still together ten years later.

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  1. I threw my back out during sex once. We’d just gotten into it and suddenly BAM! searing back pain. I yelled “oh fuck!,” she said “what, already,?” and I then kinda fell off the side of the bed since trying to avoid falling on her. That or the time I was with a girl who orgasmed hard enough that she started flailing and full force punched me in the face. She was mortified, I couldn’t stop laughing once I got my nose to stop bleeding. Those are my favorite misadventures.

  2. My husband was doing me on our massage table recently. He was standing on floor and I was laying on my back at the end of the table. He had me oiled up from a massage and had my legs pinned to my chest when his hands slipped and he fell forward and his weight came down on my rib cage. Something popped and I screamed in pain. It took me 3-4 weeks before I could move properly without pain. He felt so terrible for hurting me, he’s usually so gentle, it was just a slip. I laugh about it now.

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