What’s the worst and best original conspiracy theory you can come up with?

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1. pete davidson signed a contract with smart water, created and released covid so they could film The King of Staten Island thus exploding his popularity so that he could then appear in what? smart water commercials

2. Worst? Sasquatch
   Best? Soros is alien

3. Feminism is just capitalists trying to sell stuff and get more people for the workforce.

   When it started, it was „feminist“ to smoke and was so advocated by the mainstream.

   Now having a career is the best thing a woman can do.

4. Things like pride month and junteenth are only mainstream now because retailers want to sell merchandise and know that a $10 tshirt with a rainbow on it will easily sell for $30 that month.

5. My best conspiracy theory is that the Kardashians use black folks as tools. Black people are part of their lives to grow their empire and nothing more. Look how they did Kanye dirty. Now North West is there to make the empire bigger and she is being exploited at such a young age.

   “But the Kardashians can’t be racist! They married black men and had children!!”

   So what? That excuse is just a one-up to “I can’t be racist I have one black friend”

6. The price of electricity is going up to match the downward spiral of dinosaur powered vehicles.

   Strange how electricity is just so damned expensive these days, eh? And petrol/diesel vehicles are coming to an end.

7. Almost everything that’s every happened in history has been a conspiracy. At the same time almost every conspiracy theory is wrong. Life is funny.

8. UFOs are just “us” in a different timeline. We’re in the nearby timeline, they are in a better one, with better technology and politics. They are trying to contact us to help, but the rules of time-travel keep removing their attempts to get us out of the worst timeline.

9. Vince McMahon is actually secret President and has been for decades. The old era of congress people having garden parties and brandy and cigars across the aisle never really ended, they just adopted kayfabe for ratings, and reduced accountability. The President we vote on is purely a mascot.

10. Smokey Robinson was just Bob Dylan’s alias for making R&B songs.

11. Whenever 911 truthers show their stupid faces i call them ridiculous and stupid for believing the world trade center ever existed in the first place. They get stumped.